Santa bar me baith kar ro raha tha,
Bar attender: kya hua sir?
Santa : sala jis ladki ko bhul jane k liye pee raha hun, uska naam hi yaad nahi aa rha.......
Baniya donates blood 2 jatt
jatt gifts a car.
Baniya donates again
this time jatt gives 1 kg rice
Baniya : bas??
Jatt : hun mere ch 1 baniye da khoon hai.............
ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola : LIGHT HAI KYA??
Nurse : No baby
Bacha : ki aa yaar,,, fer ton "PUNJAB" ch paida ho gya
Santa : jab bhi mai tumhare ghar khana khata hun
tumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor ghoor kar dekhta hai
Banta : yaar ehnu apni plate di pachaan hai ............
If light goes in America they call at power office
In japan, they test d fuse
But in india,,
People check neighbour's house....
"Sabki gyi hai naaa.. phir theek hai............
Bar attender: kya hua sir?
Santa : sala jis ladki ko bhul jane k liye pee raha hun, uska naam hi yaad nahi aa rha.......
Baniya donates blood 2 jatt
jatt gifts a car.
Baniya donates again
this time jatt gives 1 kg rice
Baniya : bas??
Jatt : hun mere ch 1 baniye da khoon hai.............
ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola : LIGHT HAI KYA??
Nurse : No baby
Bacha : ki aa yaar,,, fer ton "PUNJAB" ch paida ho gya
Santa : jab bhi mai tumhare ghar khana khata hun
tumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor ghoor kar dekhta hai
Banta : yaar ehnu apni plate di pachaan hai ............
If light goes in America they call at power office
In japan, they test d fuse
But in india,,
People check neighbour's house....
"Sabki gyi hai naaa.. phir theek hai............
