Jokes - 15 APR 10

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

santa ro raha tha,
banta - kya hua?
santa - bahut bada dhokha ho gaya,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida tha, ghar aakar tola to sirf 35 kilo ka nikla.......



jab kisi ka bura waqt aata hai to uska sara parivar or uske saare friends uske saath khade hote hain.
ek dum sachi
yakeen nahi aata to........
apni shaadi ki photos dekh lo !!!!!



patni gusse me - aaj k baad mai tumse baat nahi karungi
pati - kyu tum gungi hone wali ho
patni - nahi, tumhein behra karne waali hun



vidayi k samay dulhe ka mobile baja
wife slapped him
why???
usme ringtone thi -
" dil me chupa k pyar ka armaan le chale, hum aaj apni maut ka samaan le chale"



santa - phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me kis se baat kr rhe ho?
Banta - biwi hai
santa - to phir itni dheemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta - tumhari hai !!!!!!!!



Teacher - Motorcyle k kitne tyres hote hain?
smart santa - 6 tyres !!
teacher (gusse se) - how ?????
santa - 4 motor k 2 cycle k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Singh-a-lion]

lolzzzz thnx

 

[Und3rgr0und J4tt1]

 

[snoopy_amli]

shadui ki album

 

[_Gifty_]

... good ones