Jokes - 14 APR 10

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

Santa: mein aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rhe hain
Banta : Wow yaar kab?
Santa: Meri 7 dec ko hai, aur uski 13 jan ko.



Pandit : maut k waqt aadmi ke muh mein kya daalna chahiye??
Santa : Birla cement
Pandit : wo kyu?
Santa : " is cement mein jaan hai"


Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikha
Pandit - kyu?
santa : devtao ki bhasha hai, swarg me jarurat padegi, sabhi pyaar se bolte hain waha..
pandit - agar narak chala gya to,
Santa: Punjabi tae pher aapa nu aaundi hi hai.. " O TERI............"

HAHAHAHAHA


Girl : tu hafte vich kinni vaar shave karda hai?
Boy: mein hafte wich nhi, din wich 20-30 baar shave karda haan.
Girl : Tu shudaai aa?
Boy: Nahi mein naaii aa.



Santa: beta 3 bistar kyu laga rhe ho?
Beta: ghar pe 3 guest aa rhe hain,
Santa : Kaun beta?
Beta: naani ka beta, mummy ka bhai, or mera mama
Santa: to beta ek or laga, mera sala bhi aa rha hai..



Waiter gives bill 2 Santa
Santa - Take my card
Waiter - But sir, this is ration card.
Santa - oye, pher tusi bahar likh k kyu laaya hai
" ALL CARDS ARE ACCEPTED HERE"



Someone announced in a fair-
" ek bacha mila hai, jin ka hai, aa kar le jaiye"
Santa came there & said -
"mujhe bhi dikhao, JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai......


Santa - aajo aajo lang aao,, kutte ton naa daro g
Guest - eh wadd da tan nhi g?
Santa - eho te check krna hai ,, ajj he lyanda hai..



Kanjoos : zara toothbrush dena, mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai.
shopkeeper : 1 baal tuta to naya kyu le rhe ho?
Kanjoos : jo tuta hai vo aakhri tha........

 

[*Sippu*]

hahahah 2 gudddddddddddddddddddddd
thank ya so much

 

[[Hardeep]]

hahhahaha

 

[snoopy_amli]

hahaha nai main naayi han

 

[snoopy_amli]

2nd last check krna ae

hahahahahahhaha

 

[sweetie]

 

[dc16]

.. .. kaim ne saare ..

Tfs,...