Jokes - 13 APR 10

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

Arz kiya hai
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Limca ka flavour hota hai lime.
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wah wah
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Limca ka flavour hota hai lime.
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speed is equal to distance upon time.!!!!!!!!





Golu ki sir se huyi ladai
sir ne ki golu ki dhulai
golu ka garam hua khoon
gya kabristan or kabar p sir ki photo taang k likh diyaa
"COMING SOON"




Santa was smoking infront of his father.
Banta - Oye papa k saamne smoking kr raha hai.
Santa : Baapu hi aaa,
petrol pump taa nhi, jehra agg farr lu !!!!!!!!!



Dada: Beta ja pani le aa
Pota - mai nai la sakta mai game khel raha hun
2nd pota - Rehne do dada g ye to hai hi badtameez
aap khud hi jaa kar le aaao



Santa in place: air hostess - Kya lenge sir?
Santa - Bhujia badana
Air hostess - abey gadhey, parbhaat pheri mein aaya hai kya???



Height of laziness:
Dad : oye tu exam den kyu ni gya?
Son: paper aukha c.
Dad: bina paper ditte tenu kive pta lag gya?
Son: O pichle hafte question paper leak ho gya c...



Santa: jab mai mar jau to samne waali family ko zarur bulana.
Banta: par kyu??
Santa : Yaar unke ghar ki ladies mard se lipat lipat kar roti hain.



Party chal rahi thi
DJ wala - kab tak bajau
party owner : tu 12 bje tak baja
tight hone ke baad to ye generator ki awaaz pe bhi naach lenge...

 

[Und3rgr0und J4tt1]

balllle

 

[[Hardeep]]

kaim..

 

[Sourabh]

vadia c but saare puraan ne

 

[Ravivir]

coming soon wala wadia c

 

[dc16]

last one .. ..

 

[aman1987]

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[ÜnÐeRÇØv€® ÅñGe£]

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[snoopy_amli]

paper leak ho gya

 

[sweetie]