Jokes 21 apr 10

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

a depressed boy asked swaami vivekanand :
"can there be anything worse than losing a girlfriend"??
Swami replied - yes, losing your confidence of getting another....


Bhikhari : a bhai 1 rupaya dede, 3 din se bhukha hun
pappu : 3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupaye ka kya karega?
Bikhari : wazan dekhunga kitna ghat gya hai ......



1 bus ka accidet hua, a man crying ;; hey bhagwan mera haath toot gya..
Santa : control ursef, us aadmi ko dekho, wo mar gya fir bhi chupchaap hai...



How to kill a girl?
give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery,
costly cosmetics
Then lock her in a room without a mirror, tadap tadap k mar jayegi !!



Santa : tum bike itni fast kyu chala rhe ho?
Banta : ye letter urgent pahuchana hai
Santa ahan?
Banta : address padhne ka time nahi hai yaar...



2 twins apne kamre me baithe the,
1 hans k lot pot ho raha tha, 2nd udaas tha
baap : tum itna Q hass rahe ho
Beta: mummy ne dono bar isi ko nehlaa diya..


"Alcohol is not d answer 2 all d question "
swami vivekanand

"but if u don't get d answer it helps u 2 forget d questions."
Vijay malya

 

[aman1987]

 

[Sourabh]

mangte wala kaim c

 

[snoopy_amli]

hhahaha

weight tolna

 

[[Hardeep]]

 

[ranje di heer]

lol sare hi kaim si

 

[_Gifty_]

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