Munnabhai : bole to murga or murgi me fark kese karne ka?
Circut: Tension nahi lene ka BHAI.
Pathar marne ka, "bhaga to murga, bhagi to murgi"
A true incident:
When i was student in school, my teacher were wearing sun glasses
.
You know why?
.
.
bcoz i was a BRIGHT STUDENT
Girl - mujhe ik aisa pati chahiye, jo achi baatein kare, hansi mazaaq kre,
n songs sunaaye.
Santa: tusi RADIO le lao g.
Glass tute to kya awaj aati hai?
CRSH
Nai yaar, mummy di awaaz aaondi hai..
"tod to sab tod do kanjor, 1 v naa chaddeo
tuhade sohre aaonge tan roohafza kolli ch pa k pilaungi.."
Jailor - tum kis jurm me aaye ho?
Santa - Bus kuch khaas nahi, Jailor saab, sarkar se competition ho gya tha..
Jailor- kis baat ka?
Santa - Note chaapne kaa....
Waqil - Talaak karvane k 10000 rupaye lagenge.
Pati- pagal ho kya..
Panditji ne 101 rupaye me shaadi karvai thi.
Waqil - dekha na, saste ka natija......
Circut: Tension nahi lene ka BHAI.
Pathar marne ka, "bhaga to murga, bhagi to murgi"
A true incident:
When i was student in school, my teacher were wearing sun glasses
.
You know why?
.
.
bcoz i was a BRIGHT STUDENT
Girl - mujhe ik aisa pati chahiye, jo achi baatein kare, hansi mazaaq kre,
n songs sunaaye.
Santa: tusi RADIO le lao g.
Glass tute to kya awaj aati hai?
CRSH
Nai yaar, mummy di awaaz aaondi hai..
"tod to sab tod do kanjor, 1 v naa chaddeo
tuhade sohre aaonge tan roohafza kolli ch pa k pilaungi.."
Jailor - tum kis jurm me aaye ho?
Santa - Bus kuch khaas nahi, Jailor saab, sarkar se competition ho gya tha..
Jailor- kis baat ka?
Santa - Note chaapne kaa....
Waqil - Talaak karvane k 10000 rupaye lagenge.
Pati- pagal ho kya..
Panditji ne 101 rupaye me shaadi karvai thi.
Waqil - dekha na, saste ka natija......
