Jokes - 9 APR 10

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

Qatil - try kro, mujhe umar qaid ho, fansi nhi..
santa lawyer : ok
after court,,,,
qatil - kya hua????
Santa : bahut mushkil se umar qaid mili,,,
wo to rihaa kar rahe the



log apne kapdo k style per naa jane kitna paisa barbaad kar dete hain.
jab ki zindagi k sab se haseen lamhe bina kapdo k guzar jaate hai.... jaise ki...
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Apna " BACHPAN" yaar




Son: dad, there is a small parents meeting at school tomorrow...
Dad: what do you mean by a small meeting???
Son: just U, ME & the Principal...........




Circut : Bhai, " Gandhi jyanti ke bare mei btana"
Bhai : " Gandhi 1 mast, solid aadmi tha" , lekin
maa kasam apun ko nhi maalum " jyanti k sath uska kya lafda thaa"



Baba ranchoddas said on neend:
"neend k piche mat bhago, agar bhagne hai to padhai k piche bhaago"
need jhak maar k tumhare piche aayegi........ aal izzz well....



Husband: tumse shaadi karke mujhe faayda hua hai...
Wife: woh kya?
Husband: mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gyi.......



9th APR 10
1 sachi ghatna...

jise soch k insan ki rooh tak kanp jati hai.
magar zalimo k hath tak naa kaanpey.
dehradun mein 17 saal ki ek masoom bachi...

jisne abhi 12th complete kiya tha, aur jo din uske enjoy karne k the...

uske sage baap- bhai ne behlaa fuslaa kar....

uska CA ka form bhar diya...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[aman1987]

Pehla wala repost a but baki kaim a.

 

[ลgǝи†.47]

haahha awesome man

 

[dc16]

kaim .. ..

 

[Ak47_Riskykz]

Nice share....

 

[[Hardeep]]

Gud..

 

[snoopy_amli]

last one

 

[P-_-u-_-n-_-j-_-a-_-b]

Kaim Aaaa janaab Sare

 

[_Gifty_]

good ones