son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. father took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj father: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahta hai tu.
2 men sitting in a kabristan were talking. One said: Yeh murde bare aram se apni kabron mein sote hain. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...
Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Musafir ne poocha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.
Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
padh likh kar kya krana hai.
akhir ek din sabko marna hai.
$ din khushi se kaat lo dosto.
kyunki agle janam me to phir nursury se shuru karna hai.......
Girlfriend: Will u marry me? Boyfriend: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other. Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Awake me at 5 am tomorrow." Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "It's 5 O' Clock, get up.
Sharma and Verma were searching for their lost wife in a carnival. Sharma: How does your wife look like? Verma: She is 5'7", 36-24-36, fair, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours? Sharma: Forget mine, let us look for yours...
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment? Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
A Russian's donkey went missing. Russian was praying and thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?" Russian: I am thanking Him because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.