10,000 Jokes Thread !

[amanwadhwa]

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

 

[amanwadhwa]

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

 

[>::Jyoti:<]

ahh ki................
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

aman da chori kita..

 

[amanwadhwa]

^ koi ni

 

[amanwadhwa]

Ek 99 saal aadami swarg ki raunak aur APSARA dekh k bola :

"Yeh RAMDEV ji k pranayam k chakkar me na pada hota to yahan pehle hi aa gaya hota"

 

[Sourabh]

arz kita hai

Tu v sohni te mai v sohna
Tu v sohni te mai v sohna
Par tu inni nahi sohni
jinna mai sohna

 

[Sourabh]

Arz Kitta hai

Tere Ishq Me lagaaye Humne kitne chakkar
Tere Ishq Me lagaaye Humne kitne chakkar
Tere Ishq Me lagaaye Humne kitne chakkar
Tere Ishq Me lagaaye Humne kitne chakkar
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71 (Ikhattar)
72
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76 (Chihattar)

 

[Sourabh]

Arz Kitta hai

Toffee khayi nahi jaati to Choclate khaa liya karo

Toffee khayi nahi jaati to Choclate khaa liya karo

Ladki Pataaayi nahi jaati to Behan bana liya karo

 

[Sourabh]

ik vaar ik bande de dand tutte hohye muh vicho nikal riha.......Bazaar vich turya jaaye.

Duja bnada aa ke puchda ki ho gaya bhai saahib aayu tuhaanu ghar chad aava.

aggo bnada kehnda " MAI GHARO HI AAYA HA"

 

[Sourabh]

Arz kiya hai....
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!

 

[Sourabh]

Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

 

[Sourabh]

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai,
bomb se udaa do saale ko...................

 

[Sourabh]

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

 

[Sourabh]

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

 

[Sourabh]

Idhar kHuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

 

[Sourabh]

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Tel Muk, Gaya!!!

 

[Sourabh]

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

 

[Sourabh]

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi........ ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

 

[Sourabh]

BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

 

[Sourabh]

santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."