10,000 Jokes Thread !

[amanwadhwa]

Jat Jatti nu: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.
Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.

 

[amanwadhwa]

Sante ne STD vale de 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.
Poooocho kiyuuunnn?
Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”

 

[close ur eyes and make a wish]

Teacher: if you call ur mother (MUN),
then what would u call ur mother's younger sister and elder sister?



Student: Minmum and maximun.

 

[Dhillon]

Ikk jatti ne chambal ke vart rakh leya.
sara din bukhi reh ke raat nu chand dekhan jaan laggi ta jatt ne pucheya
''kithe challi aa''
jatti- "moya tera hi siyappa karn challi aa"

 

[amanwadhwa]

Boy: I love u sohniye.
Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.
Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

 

[amanwadhwa]

Ik var ik amli radio theek karvan gaya.
Mechanic: Radio te theek hai bhai tera. Bas jara mausam kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya.
Amli: Aa pakad 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de.

 

[J@tti]

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'

 

[amanwadhwa]

Conductor: Kithe jana a.
Bhaiya: Anandpur
Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda.
Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?
Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a.
Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?

 

[amanwadhwa]

Man and his wife were fighting.
Wife: Tuhade dimag vich gobar bharya hoya hai.
Man: Tahi 2 ghante to chatti ja rahi hain.

 

[amanwadhwa]

Sone di hai itt sajna
Rab tenu mobile ditta
Koi sms ta likh sajna
Kothe te mor sajna
Je sms nahi likhna
Ehnu itt mar ke tod sajna

 

[amanwadhwa]

Jat Amrika vich 3-4 mema naal bus te chadan lagda hai. Pehle mema chad gayian. Jado jat di vari aayi, conductor kehnda "no more, no more"
Jat: Oye mornia chadai jana a te sadi vari kehnda no more no more.

 

[amanwadhwa]

Punjabi boys & girls propose like this:
Pipal da boota hove,
Ganne da ras hove,
Je mere vas hove,
Teri ma meri sas hove.

 

[amanwadhwa]

Santa was lying on beach in UK. Suddenly a man comes and asked: Are u relaxing.
Santa: No I am Santa. 2-3 more men asked him the same question.
Irritated Santa got up & started walking. He saw a man lying on a chair. Santa ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes. Santa slapped him & said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu uthe labh rahe ne.

 

[amanwadhwa]

Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya. Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?
Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai diti.

 

[amanwadhwa]

A Punjabi goes to a hotel and orders chicken. Waiter: French or Spanish?
Santa: Jehra marji lai aa yaar, mein kehra gallan karnian ne.

 

[amanwadhwa]

A punjaban tells a doctor about bimari of his kid in London:
"My baby is ill ik week da.
Na eatda na sleepda bas weepda hi weepda."

 

[amanwadhwa]

Dear friend, jane anjane ch je main kade tera dil dukhaya hove, tng kita hove ja fir kuj hor jo v kita us lyi…
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Tere to j v hunda kar lai
”Main ni sudhrna”

 

[amanwadhwa]

Ik bande ne bihari se pucha: Ladki patana mehnat ka kaam hai ya maze ka.
Bihari: Maze ka, kyunki agar mehnat ka hota to yeh bhi aap ham se karvate.

 

[amanwadhwa]

Santa: Bhagwan Punjab nu America di capital bana de.
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz… Banta: Par kyun???
Santa: Kyunki main paper vich likh aaya han.

 

[amanwadhwa]

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.