U R Desi If......

[MeHRaM]

ikk gall hor keh hi deva 22 hun....v janta tan punjab ch reh ke v vaal katvayee jandi aa....maintan ethe v rakhe hoye aa kes...te pagg bannidi aa.......keeping desi roots alive ne poore poore.......vesse keh dena hi sukha kade aa ke ethe pagg bann ke geda mar ke vekh leo ikk...appe patta lagg ju kinna ku aukha te kee kee kujh sehna painda...par fer v pachhan ni chhaddi apni ethe v...te jis ne ethe pachhan ni chhaddi oh india aa ke kinve badal ju ...take it easy mitro....ih taan apne aap te hassan de totke c thodhe je...tussi galat interpret karge

 

[speedy250kmph]

bai desi di bezti ni karni.......
proud to be desi...
tusi bahar jake HI-FI ho jande ho ...tusi wade bande ho... asi chote...
asi ta desi hi rehna ..
proud desi

22 Why you take it personally for. Take it easy. Saare hee proud to be desi hunde tusi koi vakhre ee nai oo. And jo banda apne aap te na hass sake osdi life kinni boring hougi ehh taa tuhade tau puchna paina minnu.

 

[Niki_Grewal]

kaafi kuchh sach hai waise

 

[Some1]

Nri munde:-

1. sat sri akal chado sabto pela HIYA kahunga milde saar.. jinwe wadai mangani hundi kise de ghar jaake


2. Eho ji breed nu pachan na koi aukhi gal ni...ainwe turde hunde aa jinwe majh kila pata ke daudi hundi aa.... jhaga eho ja paya hunda jinwe rajai chaki hundi aa shareer te.. godea tak shirt digdi hundi aaa.. te pant pata ni chauthi class ali hi chali jandi ina di . godean to thale gitea to utee...

3. sade wall eho j eho j gande munh j banake dekhan ge jinwe bawaseer hoi hundi aaa.. rolf na koi puche kanjro ure to hi gaye oo hun sanu ainwe dekhde ne jinwe bandar ture firde hoyiye


4.ure punjabi ch bhanwe MA kari howe utho aake eho j hi bolde hunde ne nahi punjabi lill lill thora thora samajh aunda hega


bai chado asin kaun hunde aa kuch kehan aale.... ithe nange paerin dhupan ch rulde hunde c uthe jaake nike reebok paake eh sanu tichraan karan lagpe .. atleast we r proud of ourselves..apne punjab ch ta bethe aaa..

sab sach kihaa

 

[Some1]

Top Ten indicators of your having become an "Vulaithi Dood"

10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste. - i juss knw how pure nd chaste they r

9. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case. - who ?

8. You can't believe the world wide web exists in India. You can't believeDelhi has had phone services like call waiting and the other fancy stuff youget here for the past three years and you can't believe there have been ATM(like MAC) machines in Indian cities for more than 7 years. - aine wi firangi ni

7. You like Broccoli. -eww no lol

6. You find cricket to be boring but watch golf, bowling or curling on TV. - i find TV boring

5. You express sarcasm with "Yeah, right." - "O Yea ?"

4. When you see anyone at all pass by you on the road, you greet them with a"Howz it goin", "Whassup" or "How you doin" and keep walking on. - ""Heyy Howz it goinn good good a'it ima cya lataa gta run foo class "" and keep walin away

3. You say "interesting" when either you don't care or think it is weird. - YES sometimes say interesting and then yawn

2. You refer to India as a Third World Country. - WHAAATTTT???? Hell noo ..

1. You understood, enjoyed and could relate to every joke in the Humor Page.

 

[Guest33]

Nri munde:-

1. sat sri akal chado sabto pela HIYA kahunga milde saar.. jinwe wadai mangani hundi kise de ghar jaake


2. Eho ji breed nu pachan na koi aukhi gal ni...ainwe turde hunde aa jinwe majh kila pata ke daudi hundi aa.... jhaga eho ja paya hunda jinwe rajai chaki hundi aa shareer te.. godea tak shirt digdi hundi aaa.. te pant pata ni chauthi class ali hi chali jandi ina di . godean to thale gitea to utee...

3. sade wall eho j eho j gande munh j banake dekhan ge jinwe bawaseer hoi hundi aaa.. rolf na koi puche kanjro ure to hi gaye oo hun sanu ainwe dekhde ne jinwe bandar ture firde hoyiye


4.ure punjabi ch bhanwe MA kari howe utho aake eho j hi bolde hunde ne nahi punjabi lill lill thora thora samajh aunda hega


bai chado asin kaun hunde aa kuch kehan aale.... ithe nange paerin dhupan ch rulde hunde c uthe jaake nike reebok paake eh sanu tichraan karan lagpe .. atleast we r proud of ourselves..apne punjab ch ta bethe aaa..

very true very true..... .. rolf .. rolf .. rolf .. rolf

 

[Guest33]

Top Ten indicators of your having become an "Vulaithi Dood"

10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste. -

what a joke......

9. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case. -
aah kaun hai

8. You can't believe the world wide web exists in India. You can't believeDelhi has had phone services like call waiting and the other fancy stuff youget here for the past three years and you can't believe there have been ATM(like MAC) machines in Indian cities for more than 7 years.
sade sangrur ch vi ATM hai is ch mannan wali gal hai

7. You like Broccoli.
well yes i do kade kade

6. You find cricket to be boring but watch golf, bowling or curling on TV. -
Ithe Tv hi ni dekhia.....same BIg Brother shyt

5. You express sarcasm with "Yeah, right." -
"Yeah rite"
4. When you see anyone at all pass by you on the road, you greet them with a"Howz it goin", "Whassup" or "How you doin" and keep walking on.
"just smile...modd hove hi! hello keh daida"

3. You say "interesting" when either you don't care or think it is weird. -
expressionless face....

2. You refer to India as a Third World Country. -
"u need to get ur facts rite"

1. You understood, enjoyed and could relate to every joke in the Humor Page.
"adhe taan samajh hi ni aunde...sir toon langh jande...ktaaba ch v te real life ch vi"

 

[guywidattitude]

baki galan diyan galan.....​

asin ta proud 2 b desi aaa ji ....​

goryan kaalyaan waaang naklaan laaan naaalo its better to b urself.....​

aa jede punjabi urepindan to jaake udar gore banan di koshish karde aa una naalo sau guna asin desi amli hi changee... oo ta na idar de na udar de... ​

kuon dhane prince te rinku veere? ​

agreed...... .......proud to be desi............

 

[dhana_jatt]

And jo banda apne aap te na hass sake osdi life kinni boring hougi ehh taa tuhade tau puchna paina minnu.

22 g meriya , guri diya posta vekhlo... asi sara din aapne te hi hassi da...
ik duje nu jaleel kar ke loka nu hassayida... eho ji koi gal ni...
sanu pata je tusi apne te ni hass sakde duje te v hassan da koi haq ni ...

baki jithe tak serious len di gal aa ta bai sanu bura lageya ta likh ho geya..
baki tusi dont take it seriously​

 

[Sonia_Nz]

Nri munde:-

1. sat sri akal chado sabto pela HIYA kahunga milde saar.. jinwe wadai mangani hundi kise de ghar jaake


2. Eho ji breed nu pachan na koi aukhi gal ni...ainwe turde hunde aa jinwe majh kila pata ke daudi hundi aa.... jhaga eho ja paya hunda jinwe rajai chaki hundi aa shareer te.. godea tak shirt digdi hundi aaa.. te pant pata ni chauthi class ali hi chali jandi ina di . godean to thale gitea to utee...

3. sade wall eho j eho j gande munh j banake dekhan ge jinwe bawaseer hoi hundi aaa.. rolf na koi puche kanjro ure to hi gaye oo hun sanu ainwe dekhde ne jinwe bandar ture firde hoyiye


4.ure punjabi ch bhanwe MA kari howe utho aake eho j hi bolde hunde ne nahi punjabi lill lill thora thora samajh aunda hega


bai chado asin kaun hunde aa kuch kehan aale.... ithe nange paerin dhupan ch rulde hunde c uthe jaake nike reebok paake eh sanu tichraan karan lagpe .. atleast we r proud of ourselves..apne punjab ch ta bethe aaa..

mwtd i totally agreee on tht one with ya.....planeee tooh baadh vich uttar deh hundeee desi honaaa hi bhul jaundeee...enjh pretend kardeee jiddaaa desi teh pnjabi honaaa ki cheejh hundii.... n then goriaaan muhree apnii country baaree chungii ghallan karnn deh bajayeee uhdii nindaaa hi kardee rehandee...i mean if we dun respect n be proud of our own culture we won't get respect from other cultures tooo
ehoo jahee lokaan naaal ohi ghall hundii naa gharr deh naa ghaat deh

 

[guywidattitude]

bai desi di bezti ni karni.......
proud to be desi...
tusi bahar jake HI-FI ho jande ho ...tusi wade bande ho... asi chote...
asi ta desi hi rehna ..
proud desi

aaho ........eh taan ni pata hifi ho jande ki nahin....par show taan jarur karde hain.........sun ik bai di.......pehlaan taan kehnda hunda c ..........budha budhi ne buri halat kiti hoyi aaaa n all..........ik adha saal bahar.........te pata ohi budha dad ban gaya te ohi budhi mom ban gaye........hifi.........

 

[MeHRaM]

Nri munde:-

1. sat sri akal chado sabto pela HIYA kahunga milde saar.. jinwe wadai mangani hundi kise de ghar jaake


2. Eho ji breed nu pachan na koi aukhi gal ni...ainwe turde hunde aa jinwe majh kila pata ke daudi hundi aa.... jhaga eho ja paya hunda jinwe rajai chaki hundi aa shareer te.. godea tak shirt digdi hundi aaa.. te pant pata ni chauthi class ali hi chali jandi ina di . godean to thale gitea to utee...

3. sade wall eho j eho j gande munh j banake dekhan ge jinwe bawaseer hoi hundi aaa.. rolf na koi puche kanjro ure to hi gaye oo hun sanu ainwe dekhde ne jinwe bandar ture firde hoyiye


4.ure punjabi ch bhanwe MA kari howe utho aake eho j hi bolde hunde ne nahi punjabi lill lill thora thora samajh aunda hega


bai chado asin kaun hunde aa kuch kehan aale.... ithe nange paerin dhupan ch rulde hunde c uthe jaake nike reebok paake eh sanu tichraan karan lagpe .. atleast we r proud of ourselves..apne punjab ch ta bethe aaa..

22 aha gallan bilkul sahi ne...assin v eho kehnde c nRIs nu jadon india ch c.....hun thodi ji khechal hor kar lai....enna NRI kudian baare v kuchh likhde

 

[Some1]

aaho ........eh taan ni pata hifi ho jande ki nahin....par show taan jarur karde hain.........sun ik bai di.......pehlaan taan kehnda hunda c ..........budha budhi ne buri halat kiti hoyi aaaa n all..........ik adha saal bahar.........te pata ohi budha dad ban gaya te ohi budhi mom ban gaye........hifi.........

 

[dhana_jatt]

bai likhan di ki lor aa ohna nu aap pata

 

[Some1]

22 aha gallan bilkul sahi ne...assin v eho kehnde c nRIs nu jadon india ch c.....hun thodi ji khechal hor kar lai....enna NRI kudian baare v kuchh likhde

kaash mere kolle time hunda 1-1 gall likhdi detail'ch rof


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[guywidattitude]

Nri munde:-

1. sat sri akal chado sabto pela HIYA kahunga milde saar.. jinwe wadai mangani hundi kise de ghar jaake

bai nu vi bro dasde hain........


2. Eho ji breed nu pachan na koi aukhi gal ni...ainwe turde hunde aa jinwe majh kila pata ke daudi hundi aa...


. jhaga eho ja paya hunda jinwe rajai chaki hundi aa shareer te.. godea tak shirt digdi hundi aaa.. te pant pata ni chauthi class ali hi chali jandi ina di . godean to thale gitea to utee...


3. sade wall eho j eho j gande munh j banake dekhan ge jinwe bawaseer hoi hundi aaa.. rolf na koi puche kanjro ure to hi gaye oo hun sanu ainwe dekhde ne jinwe bandar ture firde hoyiye
asin un na munh laiye eho jehe bandaraan nu..........


4.ure punjabi ch bhanwe MA kari howe utho aake eho j hi bolde hunde ne nahi punjabi lill lill thora thora samajh aunda hega

lil lilo toda toda........


bai chado asin kaun hunde aa kuch kehan aale.... ithe nange paerin dhupan ch rulde hunde c uthe jaake nike reebok paake eh sanu tichraan karan lagpe .


. atleast we r proud of ourselves..apne punjab ch ta bethe aaa..

 

[Sonia_Nz]

bai likhan di ki lor aa ohna nu aap pata

dhaniyeeeaaa
thodee toonn ehh umeed naii sii

 

[dhana_jatt]

dhaniyeeeaaa
thodee toonn ehh umeed naii sii

hor ki umeed c

 

[MeHRaM]

22 g meriya , guri diya posta vekhlo... asi sara din aapne te hi hassi da...

ik duje nu jaleel kar ke loka nu hassayida... eho ji koi gal ni...
sanu pata je tusi apne te ni hass sakde duje te v hassan da koi haq ni ...​

baki jithe tak serious len di gal aa ta bai sanu bura lageya ta likh ho geya..

baki tusi dont take it seriously​

22 seriously nahi lia.....but yaar it hurts jadon saanu koi saadi apni dharti maan to tod da....esse kar ke assi v apni explaination karti....maa nalon javakha nu todna tu aaape samaj sakda kiddi vaddi gall aa.....naale 22 tuhaanu patta ni yaar ki galatfehmi ho gayee..oh saara kujh tan assin apne baare likhia c....na ke jo janta india rehndi aa ohna baare.....22 tuhaanu vekh vekh ke tan jee rahe haan...te je tussi hi saanu aha kujh kehan lagg pe fer...fer tan yaar saada kaada jeena....cheers

 

[Sonia_Nz]

hor ki umeed c

ahiii ki tusi kahongee ki nri kurrian kihniaan eshmaart hundiaan naaa usssii ki bigariaaa thodaaaaa unjh maukaaa naii miliaaa naii teh gah pahh kee jaunaa siii