U R Desi If......

[MeHRaM]

U MIGHT B A DESI IF....

you keep switching your internet service provider because the first month is free

if u buy a toyota or honda car coz it has better resale value

if u go back to ur apartment for lunch

u ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free

spent 2 days cleaning ur apartment b4 leaving so you can get full security refund

you try to ignore all other desi's around u

u talk to to Australians as u r represent your whole country

u r frequent to yard sales every week

your dinner involves spreading newspaper on the living room floor

u r compelled to visit every major city in Australia, just to say that "Yes i have been there".

u have a bucket in ur bath tub

the smoke detector goes off whenever u r cooking dinner

u use grocery bags as garbage bags

u decide to marry a girl/guy that ur parents fixed u up with ( Ooh la laa )

( Punjab Expss )

n thats what i think.......

if u have latest iPod/mobile phone in ur hand

have a lot of change of coins in ur pocket

keep stairing at gories

been to a super markete to buy just a cold drink

if u miss ur homeland

 

[speedy250kmph]

Lol i had a better one 2-3 years ago, lemme check my inbox i might be able to find it.

 

[speedy250kmph]

To all Indian guys n gals out there……………



Indian girls
most Indian girls r manufactured copies of eachother :
They all hav- highlighted*optional ..hair which is always straight and left out to be messed up by the wind!, -
BIG HEELS....to make-up their lack of height!
hipsters or crops<<<<to show off their so called 'lovely' figure
U LOOK LIKE SLAPPAS!!!!!
the essential - Mobile phone (u cant live without it)
U walk around wiv a big grin to show u removed ur braces!
As soon as u get complimented u strut around t! hinkin u da bomb!..lol!
And most boys seem to like that look....y???
Most gals cant dance -think they good @it but actually dont even move their feet 4rm da same spot!

Keep flirting wit every guy n says “he is jus a good friend”.
Seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about religion but still smoke,drink and other things which i cant mention...... hahahhahah!!! Am I not rite?
And u think ur gods gift!!...u know ur butterz!!!
Put bare make-up on to cover ur spots and lipgloss/lipstick which drips off ur lips .
All try to be rude girls!!!!....etc...go to da temple to check da oppposit sex!!...very sad!

indian boys
The hair-crop,chewed muff @da front,spikes...all gelled wiv sum gunk -
and if and if someone dares to even touch ur hair they better start writing their will! U all seem to have bum fluff on ur face!....tryin to look older u jus look like poofs!

Da essential......once again da mobile!!!!
Shake hands wiv every guy u meet even if u dont know them! Hahahhahah!!! True isn’t it?
sit wiv ur legz soooo far apart!
indian boyz vocab- ma bitch,shorty,missions,nahh,init,seen,skeen,gwan,ra hh,safe,blad,geeza,chirpse,skeet,bredrin,whagwan -
u think u a black man!
Listen to garage , r nb....we all know u listen to the shitty hindi crap!
Ur motto...every hole is a goal....then u want to marry virgin marys...wots that all about????

Goes out wit every other girl informing ur only gal n thinks u very honest wiv her….!!!crapp.
All wanna be a dj or a mc-pleeez dont even try!
u have da biggest head in da world...and got too much attitude

U go out wiv a gal-use and abuse her den move on to da next...

N says ”she is jus a gud friend!”

u all playa wannabezzz..u all jus came out ur nappies so sit ur asses down!

dont take it offencively...but u know its true!


somethings gotta be done!

 

[speedy250kmph]

Top Ten Ways to Recognize an NRI

(May not apply towards NRIs returning from Gulf)

10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly
and clutches the seat-cushion nervously.
9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water.
8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule.
7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the
Customs clearance of airport.
6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations.
5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper.
4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and
hauls his/her own 30" suitcase.
3. One who feels embarassed to run after the railway conductor, for
reservation.
2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture.
1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to
the toilet.

 

[speedy250kmph]

Top Ten indicators of your having become an "Vulaithi Dood"

10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste.

9. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case.

8. You can't believe the world wide web exists in India. You can't believeDelhi has had phone services like call waiting and the other fancy stuff youget here for the past three years and you can't believe there have been ATM(like MAC) machines in Indian cities for more than 7 years.

7. You like Broccoli.

6. You find cricket to be boring but watch golf, bowling or curling on TV.

5. You express sarcasm with "Yeah, right."

4. When you see anyone at all pass by you on the road, you greet them with a"Howz it goin", "Whassup" or "How you doin" and keep walking on.

3. You say "interesting" when either you don't care or think it is weird.

2. You refer to India as a Third World Country.

1. You understood, enjoyed and could relate to every joke in the Humor Page.

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

baki galan diyan galan.....


asin ta proud 2 b desi aaa ji ....

goryan kaalyaan waaang naklaan laaan naaalo its better to b urself.....




aa jede punjabi urepindan to jaake udar gore banan di koshish karde aa una naalo sau guna asin desi amli hi changee... oo ta na idar de na udar de...

kuon dhane prince te rinku veere?
​

 

[Sonia_Nz]

haye oye the indian gyalz n guyz desc thts so funnnniii

 

[Guest33]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......Sydneysider naal aapan sehmat ni.......je koi ih sab nahi karda taan ki oh desi ni haiga..................par can't say all....

 

[dhana_jatt]

haan bai guri proud to be desi


asi desi hi vadiya haan... torh nal rahida bai.....

east or west desi is the best


buraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ​

 

[The Ominous]

y0 y0 Proud to b Desi

 

[MeHRaM]

To all Indian guys n gals out there……………



Indian girls
most Indian girls r manufactured copies of eachother :
They all hav- highlighted*optional ..hair which is always straight and left out to be messed up by the wind!, -
BIG HEELS....to make-up their lack of height!
hipsters or crops<<<<to show off their so called 'lovely' figure
U LOOK LIKE SLAPPAS!!!!!
the essential - Mobile phone (u cant live without it)
U walk around wiv a big grin to show u removed ur braces!
As soon as u get complimented u strut around t! hinkin u da bomb!..lol!
And most boys seem to like that look....y???
Most gals cant dance -think they good @it but actually dont even move their feet 4rm da same spot!

Keep flirting wit every guy n says “he is jus a good friend”.
Seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about religion but still smoke,drink and other things which i cant mention...... hahahhahah!!! Am I not rite?
And u think ur gods gift!!...u know ur butterz!!!
Put bare make-up on to cover ur spots and lipgloss/lipstick which drips off ur lips .
All try to be rude girls!!!!....etc...go to da temple to check da oppposit sex!!...very sad!

....bilkul sahi

 

[dhana_jatt]

bai desi di bezti ni karni.......
proud to be desi...
tusi bahar jake HI-FI ho jande ho ...tusi wade bande ho... asi chote...
asi ta desi hi rehna ..
proud desi

 

[MeHRaM]

baki galan diyan galan.....​

asin ta proud 2 b desi aaa ji ....​

goryan kaalyaan waaang naklaan laaan naaalo its better to b urself.....​

aa jede punjabi urepindan to jaake udar gore banan di koshish karde aa una naalo sau guna asin desi amli hi changee... oo ta na idar de na udar de... ​

kuon dhane prince te rinku veere? ​

o 22 assi tuhaade ton v vadde desi aa....bhanve bahar hi baithe aa...DESI kadd ke kinni vaari peene o hafte ch ????.....assin tan ikk adhi vaar kadh hi layeedi aa:D ....desi bande te desi peeni....22 je hun tor badalti tan samjo jehdi aundi aa oh v bhul jaage

 

[Itz_JaTT_sTyLe]

offence to desi
We are desiz and will always b desiz and Proud to be Desiz!
​

 

[MeHRaM]

offence to desi

We are desiz and will always b desiz and Proud to be Desiz! ​

o 22 oh ofences ni haige...desin dian pakkian nishanian dassia ne mittar....
assi tan aap pakke desi aa 22....uppar padh lai changi taran definition v deti hun tan...te definition te khare v utrida poora poora
lai ikk nishani hor ban gi v jehde ghare kadd ke peende aa oh v desi aa...te aha yaar koi maadi gall thoda...ghardi da taan saala add hi swaad aa...

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

Nri munde:-

1. sat sri akal chado sabto pela HIYA kahunga milde saar.. jinwe wadai mangani hundi kise de ghar jaake


2. Eho ji breed nu pachan na koi aukhi gal ni...ainwe turde hunde aa jinwe majh kila pata ke daudi hundi aa.... jhaga eho ja paya hunda jinwe rajai chaki hundi aa shareer te.. godea tak shirt digdi hundi aaa.. te pant pata ni chauthi class ali hi chali jandi ina di . godean to thale gitea to utee...

3. sade wall eho j eho j gande munh j banake dekhan ge jinwe bawaseer hoi hundi aaa.. rolf na koi puche kanjro ure to hi gaye oo hun sanu ainwe dekhde ne jinwe bandar ture firde hoyiye


4.ure punjabi ch bhanwe MA kari howe utho aake eho j hi bolde hunde ne nahi punjabi lill lill thora thora samajh aunda hega


bai chado asin kaun hunde aa kuch kehan aale.... ithe nange paerin dhupan ch rulde hunde c uthe jaake nike reebok paake eh sanu tichraan karan lagpe .. atleast we r proud of ourselves..apne punjab ch ta bethe aaa..

 

[munda_southhall_da]

Nri munde:-

1. sat sri akal chado sabto pela HIYA kahunga milde saar.. jinwe wadai mangani hundi kise de ghar jaake


2. Eho ji breed nu pachan na koi aukhi gal ni...ainwe turde hunde aa jinwe majh kila pata ke daudi hundi aa.... jhaga eho ja paya hunda jinwe rajai chaki hundi aa shareer te.. godea tak shirt digdi hundi aaa.. te pant pata ni chauthi class ali hi chali jandi ina di . godean to thale gitea to utee...

3. sade wall eho j eho j gande munh j banake dekhan ge jinwe bawaseer hoi hundi aaa.. rolf na koi puche kanjro ure to hi gaye oo hun sanu ainwe dekhde ne jinwe bandar ture firde hoyiye


4.ure punjabi ch bhanwe MA kari howe utho aake eho j hi bolde hunde ne nahi punjabi lill lill thora thora samajh aunda hega


bai chado asin kaun hunde aa kuch kehan aale.... ithe nange paerin dhupan ch rulde hunde c uthe jaake nike reebok paake eh sanu tichraan karan lagpe .. atleast we r proud of ourselves..apne punjab ch ta bethe aaa..

22 g ik dam sahi keha sarra kujh 100 ane sachi gal ithe ina da haal dekh ke sannu man hunda desi hi change han asin ghato ghat punajbi tan sidhi taran bolde han pata ni apne aap nu ki bani firde ne jyada hawa kharab ho jandi ina di ithe

 

[MeHRaM]

o mitro oho yaar ohna desian nu kiha c jehde australia aye hoye aa....padh lo changi taran vich baar baar australia likhia hoya....na ke kiha c v jehde india baithe oh eho je aa.....gussa hi karge 22 lagda.....je passand ni aya tan appa thread hi deleat kar dinne.....vesse oh tan assi apne aap nu ragda laya c na ke india baithi janta te ...fer padh lo yaar changi taran.......te main v ohna cho ikk aa.....kinnia hi gallan tan ohna cho mere te v dhukdian ne...... ye naale 22 main taan laggda tuhaade ton v vadd desi haalatan cho aya hovan....moter te beh ke ghardi kaddi da mooli naal hi pegg la layeeda hunda c 22...ohoje najare kitte milne aa ethe......main taan kehna baahar ayeo v naa...mithi jail aa

 

[munda_southhall_da]

4.ure punjabi ch bhanwe MA kari howe utho aake eho j hi bolde hunde ne nahi punjabi lill lill thora thora samajh aunda hega
rolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolfrolf

 

[MeHRaM]

naale 22 ikk gall hor appan tan jis din mudhna....apne khet beh ke ovi mooli naal hi pegg laune aa baan de manje te beh ke...style naa pehlan kadde maare c ...te na hun marne aa