U R Desi If......

[Pardesan Punjaban]

hann ji bass aahi umeed c tuhaade ton v...........kade koi constructive kamm karan baare v soch lo...destructive minds......
main balckmail ton ni darda ..blackmail mere ton dardi aa
lao ji lao...sare NB te posters laado...Manly Daily ch v lva do....na lma saab ki fer raggad ke fode te laune aa je hun naa kamm aye...dooje din baari hoke aja ge ... smate bhande.......
kehdi foto ?????????

thats good idia
naale LMA shaib noo vi test kar lavage, kee chaldi hai kee nahi ohna dee
manly daily te tah kee
har shop te vi poster
te austtralia de most wanted show ch vi
hun te tusi bas...............

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

guri aa jo sab tu likheya eh othe diyaan kudiyaan te zada dhukda hai........especially aa jehdiyaan pg rendiyaan ne.....ena da te ava hee uteya peya.......


1.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW bai ahi munh cho nikalda ina de har do mint baaaad..sade ure ta bibiyaaan HAYE OYEEE MARGIII... HAYE NI MAARTAAAA... eho jiyan cheekan kad diyan .. rolf
main taan kade kisse kudi nu othe MARGIII... HAYE NI MAARTAAAA bolde nayi suneya.......otho diyaan sunan waliya hundiyaan.....kittey koi kudi baali der baad (savere mili hove te fer sham nu dubara mili hove) mil jaye te bulandiyaan edaan ne jiven pata nayi kine janmaan diyaan vichdiyaan miliyaan hon......kehan giya HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII edi uchi jahee cheek maar k.......kisse nu hath naal pizza khande dekh lain te sau taraan de muh banaundiyaan ne asi taan ethe vee hath naal hee khayida

2. ure bai guttan ch sari umar ruldian ne.. jado bahron aundiyaan ta ina dian poniaan dekh k te uto poniaan de ute laal peele rang dekh k jama hi ghode dian ponchan yaad aajaundi ...koi puche bibi tere baala nu peeliya hoyaaa.. aa ade kaale te ade peele kuon?
kiniya k kudiyaan de tenu othe waal lambe dikhde aa???? asi taan fer chaj naal waal rangandiya aa....ohna de dekhan waale hunde aa......rang bhavein puthe tawe warga hove waal blonde karaye hunde aa......eh taan naale guri main othe 5-6 saalan to dekhdi aa rahee haan...shayad hee koi kudi hougee jihne waal na rangaye hon......saboot gcg ya mcm ja k dekh lao.......te aah jehdiyaan bibiyan pg rendiyaan......odaan bhavein pinda ch saron da tail la la waal peele hoye hon chd aa k onu hee highlights dasdiyaan ne

3. bai ina diyan jhagiyan dekhan aliyan hundia... maaada jaa hiq taan ke j turan lag pen taaa adi jhagi picho modeyan tak pujh jandi aa..
apne warge amlian di maujan lag jandian ne .. jwaak ta magar magar daud de ne k kudi da pindan dikh gea bibi da pindaa dikh gea

eh vee tu zara gcg te mcm ja k dekh aa......sadiyaan taan jhagiyaan ethe reh k vee sanu pura dhakdiyaan ne

4. bahar chaahe tandoor te kam kardiyan hon ure aake do mint dhup ch j turna peje taa eho j draune draune munh banaundiaan jinwe 80 saal di bebe nu mirgi payi howe..
ess gall da jawaab ruble ne baut sohna dita so main repeat nayi karna.......thodi der dhup ch reh jaan te raula ena chak dendiyaan ne hayeeeeeeeee mere skin kharab ho gayee.......ab to facial karvana padega......

5. Ok OK ta keh ni hudnaaa ina da OKAAAAYEEEEE hunda.... koi puche asin v sarkari skoolan ch angreji parhi aaa..sari umar ok ok hi sunea aaaa OKAYEEEE da ki hasaab katab aaa?

othe diyaan dee boli suni aa?????? odaan ghare bhavein puri desi punjabi boldiyan hon baar market ch ja k te hindi nayi laindee ena de muh to....jaan angreji......punjabi bolan waleya nu taan desi te dahaatee aakhdiyan ne...sade wargiyaan dekh laa jehdiyaan punjabi boldiyaan ethe reh k vee......

6. candian bibian di hello ni hulloooo hundi aa... eh gal jay nd jot jada samjha sakdian :D

aah canadian bibian layee aa.....so i wont comment zada....buh fer vee tu apnee hee kissi bibi nu call karda hoenga te suni oh vee hullo hee kendee honee aa hello nayi

baki galan diyan galan make up di ta bai gal hi cahd do.. make up karke harek aishwareya rai bani hundi aa.. eho ji meenh ch niklan to bada dardiaaan k kite koi jamdarni de bhulekhe naa haaq marde
othe diyaan kudiyaan dekhiyaan.......college jaan te purse ch pen bhavein hove na hove lips stick, liner...te pata nayi kee kee zaroor hunda......parking ch park baad ch kardiyaan pele makeup thik kardiyaan ne.........

hor te galaan diyaan galaan kade aerri ja k dekh lao.......daaru te dur kudiyaan smoke tak kardiyaan ne.......

buh main eh vee kahungee kee sariyaan kudiyaan othe diyaan vee eho jahiyaan nayi ne........main vee otho hee ayee haan.....asi kade eho j chajj jahe nayi kite c.......eh taan zada ava uteya jehdiyaan pg rendiyaan ohna da......chd aa k azadi mil jaandee aa jo marze karo fer........

hurrrrrrrrrrr hushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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[MeHRaM]

thats good idia
naale LMA shaib noo vi test kar lavage, kee chaldi hai kee nahi ohna dee
manly daily te tah kee
har shop te vi poster
te austtralia de most wanted show ch vi
hun te tusi bas...............

haan ji je tuhaade varge kujh sajjna da hath sir te riha fer tan karni hi paini aa........na most wanted nu ki assi bomb chlata....shraab hi peene aa....vadd ton vadd koi community sevice ji la den ge ....assi kehda kisse da kujh vigaad de haan ...apne aap da hi vigaad de haan....

 

[Sonia_Nz]

 

[Some1]

aah patani ki separate issue banata Canadian kuriyaan da

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

sareya ne apne apne vichar sanjhe kar laye mere kol ta hun reha hi nahin kuch bolan nu....but jatti_sydney penjii ne jehriya gallan kahiya ne oh par ke bahut khushi hoyi ke sare nri's same nahin hunde.....naale main ta aap kiniiya kuriya vekhiya ne jehriya sec 17 ch khariya cigrattes fukdiiya ne.
baki asi ta ji ehthe rehndeya hoya vi bahut wadiya jhage payi de ne...te uthe v bahut wadiya payi de c...baki jiddan guri ne keha ke oh sirf suit waliya nu vekh ke hi dulde ne ta i wud like 2 know ke din ch kiniya ku suit waliya kuriya vekhan nu mildiya ne ehna nu
haan monday nu zarur dikhdiya honiya ne cuz mcm ch kuriya monday nu white suit hi paundiya ne

 

[Sonia_Nz]

mcm vich kurrian white suit keun paundii neee
explainnnnn plzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

mcm vich kurrian white suit keun paundii neee
explainnnnn plzzzzzzzzzzz

guddi bhaj naa..daske jao ..kun paundian?

 

[kudi_patole_wargi]

kyunki monday nu white dress pauni hundi aa so kuriya suit paa ke jada aundiya ne hundiya ta pants waliya v ne but jada suit paa ke aundiya ne

 

[Angel_Eyes]

haasa mazaak theek hai, par NRIs de aina vi piche kyon paye ne.......we are far better principally, religiously, ehitcally, morally......te eh sirf kudiya baare hi nahi keh rahi, mundeya baare vi. I got a brother who basically grewup here, but he respects girls more than i have seen guys respecting girls in India. Ohdi vi chaddo, mere papa 20 years ho gaye, par apna culture, sabhyachaar thode na koi bhulda, atleast saade NRI bajurg india de vaddeya vangu rishwatkhori te eda diya cheeja ch ta nahi belive karde.....there are so many things, koi 2-4 show off chale jande ne jehre ohnu nu laike lok sareya da mazaak uda dende ne, te baaki sareya baare vi galat sochde ne......not fair

 

[Guest33]

haasa mazaak theek hai, par NRIs de aina vi piche kyon paye ne.......we are far better principally, religiously, ehitcally, morally......te eh sirf kudiya baare hi nahi keh rahi, mundeya baare vi. I got a brother who basically grewup here, but he respects girls more than i have seen guys respecting girls in India. Ohdi vi chaddo, mere papa 20 years ho gaye, par apna culture, sabhyachaar thode na koi bhulda, atleast saade NRI bajurg india de vaddeya vangu rishwatkhori te eda diya cheeja ch ta nahi belive karde.....there are so many things, koi 2-4 show off chale jande ne jehre ohnu nu laike lok sareya da mazaak uda dende ne, te baaki sareya baare vi galat sochde ne......not fair

ya rah pi ajane ya wah pia jane...hun ih kis te based keh rahe ne ih kehan walian nu hi pata.....

 

[speedy250kmph]

I refrained myself from posting on sensitive issues here cuz i don't feel like
This thread was started off as a joke initially par ... khair anyways... Hum naahi chunge, Bura naahi koyi

 

[Angel_Eyes]

I refrained myself from posting on sensitive issues here cuz i don't feel like
This thread was started off as a joke initially par ... khair anyways... Hum naahi chunge, Bura naahi koyi

pata ae, tusi ta sirf mazaak hi karde si..........no fikars. !

 

[Sonia_Nz]

u r a desi if ya listen to pnjabi songs 24/7 joh mei kardiii ahhh
proud to be a desi

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

u r a desi if ya listen to pnjabi songs 24/7 joh mei kardiii ahhh
proud to be a desi

te oh vi holi nahi full volume te

 

[Sonia_Nz]

te oh vi holi nahi full volume te

ahoo jamaaa ritee gwandineeee jadhh takk sareeeee street deh neighborsss di ceilinnnn naa urrr jauneee ohnii derrr takkk majaaa hi nai aundaaa....
infact full vol bigaar pnjabi songss sunaaan vich kuj majaa hi naiii aundaaa