Laughter Snaks 7

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The He4rt H4ck3r
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

She then says “I want you to see this.” She puts a worm in the water and it swims around.

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “What do you have to say about this experiment?”


He responds by saying: “If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!”
:so

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BOY PROPOSE TO GIRL


"YEH RAAT,


YEH CHAND,


YEH HAWA,


YEH NADIA,


YEH KINARA,


YEH....


GIRL : ABE CHHUP !!!! PROPOSE KAR RAHA HAI YA
ENVIRONMENT SCIENCE PADHA RAHA HAI.....!!!
:bak

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Sonia Gandhi visits a school
Sonia gandhi 1 school visit krne gyi 1 class me a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.


Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai


1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai.


Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.


After half time


Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai


4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
Or akhiri sawal
?
Q5=Pappu kaha hai?

:an
 
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