Real Life Facts

Royal Singh

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CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife",that critical phase of life is called Recession!!????

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
Law of equality ????

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!????????

I argued????... She argued????...
I shouted????... She shouted???? and then she cried????

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method????

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.


All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...????????????

One Smart Guy Invented

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'????????

Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'

Punch Of D Day ....
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! ????

What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!


Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!


'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."


"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife


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