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CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.????

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife",that critical phase of life is called Recession!!????

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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Law of equality ????

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!????????
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I argued????... She argued????...
I shouted????... She shouted???? and then she cried????

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method????
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...????????????


One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'????????

Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....
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Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! ????
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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!


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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!


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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife


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