Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence!!!)
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
-In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
-In the second year, the women speaks and the man listens.
-In the THIRD year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR'S listen.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and his wife takes.
A man is not complete until he marries - after that he is finished.
There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend successful woman is one who can find such a man
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten- year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
nice quotes but can't be considered as truth........marriage is a game of destiny....jo kismat ch likheya o hi milna hai....its a matter of understanding, trust............
viah ek eho jeha laddo hai jo khawe o vi pachtaave, te jo na khawe o vi pachtaave.......... ay