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The He4rt H4ck3r
When you tell your wife that you saw a lady
on the street who looked exactly like her
and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?"
.
.
.
.
.
You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.
CHECK-MATE!
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First soldier : “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”
Second soldier : “No way, Jose!”
First soldier : “Why not?”
Second soldier : “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to
add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I'm having such a wonderful time! Wish u were her....!
______________________________________________
TEACHER : WOH KAUNSA DEPARTMENT HAI,
JAHAN AURTEIN KAAM NAHI KARTI....?
PAPPU : FIRE BRIGADE.....!!!
TEACHER : WOH KYUN ?
PAPPU : KYUNKI AURTON KA KAAM AAG LAGANA HAI,
AAG BHUJHANA NAHIN.........!!!
on the street who looked exactly like her
and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?"
.
.
.
.
.
You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.
CHECK-MATE!
__________________________________________
First soldier : “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”
Second soldier : “No way, Jose!”
First soldier : “Why not?”
Second soldier : “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”
_____________________________________________
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to
add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I'm having such a wonderful time! Wish u were her....!
______________________________________________
TEACHER : WOH KAUNSA DEPARTMENT HAI,
JAHAN AURTEIN KAAM NAHI KARTI....?
PAPPU : FIRE BRIGADE.....!!!
TEACHER : WOH KYUN ?
PAPPU : KYUNKI AURTON KA KAAM AAG LAGANA HAI,
AAG BHUJHANA NAHIN.........!!!