Laughter Snacks 36

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Roni: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kale bulb ka kia karainge?
Roni: Dopaher me sone ke liye andhera karna hai.


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Ek Larka Pee Ke Aya, Dad Se Bachne K Liye Ek Badi Si Book Lekar Padne Laga
Dad: Pee Ke Aya Hai?
Son: Nahi To..

Dad : Kamine Phir Suitcase Khol Ke Kiya Bak Bak Kar Raha Hai...?

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Mariz: Mere uper wali darrh ko keera kha rha hai
Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di
Mariz: Janab uper wali ko kha rha tha.
Dr.: neche wali pe khada ho ke khata tha

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Wife: o ji car ki speed kyun bada di?
PAPPU : Gaadi ke break fail ho gaye hain is se pehle accident ho jaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.


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Roni and Toni go for a drive.
Roni: OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not.
Toni: puts his head out & says yes,No,Yes,No,Yes,No.

 

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