Laughter Snacks 42

[#m@nn#]

Dad (caught his son watchng ‘chikni chameli song’)

“Pad le beta!
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chameli toh Exam ke baad bhi chikni rahegi !!

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BREAKING NEWS
Bijli Board ka kehna hai k sirf march april me logon ko
Power Cuts ki taklif bardasht karni ho gi,
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es k baad adat ho jaye gi....

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Ek kabutar Ramu ko tang kr raha tha,
Ramu ne use pakad liya or use marne ka faisla kar liya,
Wo use chat pe le gya,

Aur!

Wahan se neche phaink diya...

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Prof Dhakkan ne General Knowledge ka Paper bnaya, sab bache fail.

Q.1. China kis Desh me hai ?

Q.2. 15 August kis Date ko ata hai ?

Q.3. Green Rang kis Colour ka hota hai ?

Q.4. Tamater ko Hindi me kya Bolte hain ?

Q.5. Mumtaz ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai ?
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Ranjha shoes ki dukan pe dukandaar se...

"Badi garanti dinde o.. jutti ne tan 2 din v nahi kadde"

Dukandar : Huwa kya hai ji???

Ranjha: ""chuki gai e bhai,"""

 

[Black Cat]

 

[nvkhkhr]

 

[Android]

Att

 

[Sourabh]

jutti chukki gayi

 

[*Genius*]

 

[TBW]

tha nx