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Bollywood Quiz

Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
A. TAILOR ( darzi )

Q. SITA RAM HAI .... TO SITA KAUN HAI
Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ?? :-)
A. Tendulkar is an opener

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
A. Dil Chhata ( Umbrella) Hai!

Q. Wohh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Socho socho ....
A. aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
Socho...............
A. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya
tha...................................?
A. adidas

Q. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv fells into the well.
Why ?
A. Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Q. Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
A. OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...

Q. Jackie Chan ki saas ( mother in law ) ka naam kya hai?..
nahi pata..??
A. D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
chalo ab batao...
Q. Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
this is quite simple..
A. D'Cold again how come ?? kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))


Q. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
A. Because Mayuri 'can - go'.

Ek aur.....

Q. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
think harder...
A.Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...

Q. Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai
why???

A. Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL ( soap advertisement) !!!!!

aur chhaiye...theek hai

Q. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata
Qyo???
A. Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha

aakhri sawaal

Q. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
Qyo???
A. b/s pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
aab kya...
 
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