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The He4rt H4ck3r
Ladkiya"jab roti he to wo ankho ki jagah
Muh par kyu hath rakhti hai
Taa k,maa-bahen ki gaali na nikal jaye...
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Baap : Beti tum badi ho kar kya karo gi ?
Beti : shadi
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Baap : buri bath beti .. abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte.
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Pappu kisi ladki ke ghar rishta le kar gaya,
Ladki ke maa baap:…lekin humari beti abhi pad rahi hai…
Pappu: koi baat nahi, ham ek ghante ke baad a jaega…!
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Golu apni bhabhi ko bahut mar raha tha
logo ne pucha: kia hua kio mar rahe ho?
Golu bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin hai.
logo ne pucha: kio kya hua?
Golu bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein
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“TERI BHABHI SE”……….
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Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?
Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET.
Muh par kyu hath rakhti hai
Taa k,maa-bahen ki gaali na nikal jaye...
____________________________________
Baap : Beti tum badi ho kar kya karo gi ?
Beti : shadi
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Baap : buri bath beti .. abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte.
_______________________________________________
Pappu kisi ladki ke ghar rishta le kar gaya,
Ladki ke maa baap:…lekin humari beti abhi pad rahi hai…
Pappu: koi baat nahi, ham ek ghante ke baad a jaega…!
________________________________________________
Golu apni bhabhi ko bahut mar raha tha
logo ne pucha: kia hua kio mar rahe ho?
Golu bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin hai.
logo ne pucha: kio kya hua?
Golu bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein
.
.
.
.
.
.
“TERI BHABHI SE”……….
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Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?
Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET.