Laughter Snacks 49

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Ladkiya"jab roti he to wo ankho ki jagah

Muh par kyu hath rakhti hai

Taa k,maa-bahen ki gaali na nikal jaye...:kudi


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Baap : Beti tum badi ho kar kya karo gi ?
Beti : shadi
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Baap : buri bath beti .. abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte.:aww


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Pappu kisi ladki ke ghar rishta le kar gaya,

Ladki ke maa baap:…lekin humari beti abhi pad rahi hai…

Pappu: koi baat nahi, ham ek ghante ke baad a jaega…!:-?


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Golu apni bhabhi ko bahut mar raha tha

logo ne pucha: kia hua kio mar rahe ho?

Golu bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin hai.

logo ne pucha: kio kya hua?

Golu bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein
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“TERI BHABHI SE”……….:phone

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Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?

Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,

And
Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. :tear
 
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