Laughter Snacks 22

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The He4rt H4ck3r
A car owner taking interview of a driver and finally he told, “OK. you are selected and you will get $ 2000 as starting salary.”





The driver answered, “You are great Sir ! For starting if $2000 then for driving how much sir?:car


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Beti:
Ami mera teacher kitna pyara hai na?
Ami:
Beti teacher baap k brabar hota hai.
Beti:
AMI ap hamesha apne hi chakar mein rehna,
hamare liye na sochna. :jh


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Baap apne nalayak bete se:
Nalayak har time awara ghumta rahta hai...kabhi tu ne apni koi book khol k b dekhi hai??

beta:
haan abbu roz kholta hu aik book.

baap:
konsi???

beta:”FACEBOOK” :ch

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Aik admi ki wife mar gayi
Dost usko chup karane k baad:
Tujhe kuch chahiye?
Admi:
Jaldi Laptop le aa.
.
Facebook pe status change kar k Single karna hai...!!:joy

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Jab bachcha paida hota hai to sare
Privaar wale usko daikhne aate hain....

Bacche ka baap kehta hai:
“mere bete ka chehra to mere par gya hai.”

Chacha kehta hai:
“is k hath paon tou bilkul mere par gaye hain.”

Maa kehti hai:
“iss ki naak mere par gayi hai.”

Dada kehta hai:
“is k kaan merae par gaye hain.”.

Phir jab wohi bachha thora bada ho kar sharartain krta hai to...

sare privaar wale kehte hain:

“Pata nahi kameena kis par gaya hai...":thinking :blah


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