Wife: pados waale pappu ki beti ko math mein 99 marks mile hain.
Husband : arre yaar, 1 no bhi kyun choda, wo kahan gya?
Wife: Wo humara beta laaya hai.....
4 amli janaze nu chukki jaldi jaldi qabran utto lang rhe c,
kise ne keha - oye sharam kro niche murde ne,
Amli - te utte kehra assi WORLD CUP chakkya hai...
2 aadmi jungle me, samne sher aaya
ek ne mitti uthayi sher ki aankh mein daalke bhagne laga
2nd wahin ruk gya
1st - abe bhaag
2nd : main kyu bhaagu, mitti to tune daali hai.
santa or ladki me pyar ho gya
ladki: 0 ji, aapko meri bilkul bhi parwah nahi hai..
Santa : are pagli, pyar karne wale, kisi ki parwah nhi karte.......
Husband : arre yaar, 1 no bhi kyun choda, wo kahan gya?
Wife: Wo humara beta laaya hai.....
4 amli janaze nu chukki jaldi jaldi qabran utto lang rhe c,
kise ne keha - oye sharam kro niche murde ne,
Amli - te utte kehra assi WORLD CUP chakkya hai...
2 aadmi jungle me, samne sher aaya
ek ne mitti uthayi sher ki aankh mein daalke bhagne laga
2nd wahin ruk gya
1st - abe bhaag
2nd : main kyu bhaagu, mitti to tune daali hai.
santa or ladki me pyar ho gya
ladki: 0 ji, aapko meri bilkul bhi parwah nahi hai..
Santa : are pagli, pyar karne wale, kisi ki parwah nhi karte.......