Regarding Sardarji Jokes

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

kujh help milugi songs remix karan da samaan laina :D

oho gaana hoeya k nayi haale???????

 

[SherDil™]

mil jaugi......bass call 131431

eh te meri saheli da number aa

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

eh te meri saheli da number aa

chal fer taan hor asani ho gayi........

 

[SherDil™]

oho gaana hoeya k nayi haale???????

mainu sunda ni pia ucchi bolo ki kiha

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

mainu sunda ni pia ucchi bolo ki kiha

 

[SherDil™]

:D

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

:D

smirk smirk smirk smirk smirk smirk smirk

 

[SherDil™]

smirk smirk smirk smirk smirk smirk smirk

 

[Ramta]

Shaukeen Gabru,


at the end of the day – I can't agree any less with you that jokesw on sardars have been heard on every community – the same jokes are repeated on malus- kanjoos gujjus – blondes- Americans – australians depending upon who is saying and who is listening.




Thanks...

 

[pps309]

majaak da ki matlab aa??????

waise main commonwealth bank ch personal loan specialist

...good job. Under the table changa comission bana lende hone aa........

Yaar koi edan da friend India ya US de kisse bank ch job karda hove.....fer appa bi kuch gal baat banaiye.....

 

[gurinder_gidda]

People complaing about jokes on us Sikh I think are painting too grim a picture about Sikh children growing up in abuse.

There are so many other things that children come crying home about. Have we not heardof or seen someone offended on being called "MOTA".... there was a "GITTHA" in my class and he used to cry when being teased. "GANJAA", "CCHALLA", "GAGDI"...In Marathi there was THEMLA...CHARKAT...MATTH...

The only wise thing one can do is to try to take the joke in ones stride and to let our children be the target of jokes and let them cry. Everybody can have their fun and give a damn to the souls of our children!!. Also, we can then watch our children grow and go on fighting back in the same language as they grow up. So, then we can also teach our children to fight back instantly rather than patiently arguing and whining and crying and complaining.

One phrase that children in my school used a lot was 'veer pann moorkh'. Now, before you get hot under the collar, let me explain that this was meant to describe people who would rush in to resolve a situation/ issue without knowing much about it. It did not necessarily mean that these people were 'moorkh', it just meant that their thinking process was initiated after they had already gotten head-first in a situation they knew nothing about. In plain english, you could probably call them impulsive.I myself am very implusive, and have been called a sardar, and/or since I am from Maharshtra where they say that people from my community have their brains in their knees - once gain, a reflection of the possibility that these people act first and fast. I am not ashamed of being impulsive, I have managed a head start in many things that I have done because of my impulsiveness. Also, if you have noticed, you don't hear too many jokes on mediocre people, do you? You hear jokes about amitabh bachchan, manmohan singh, saurav ganguly, bill gates etc. all of these people are successful people who have made it to the top. so guys we all here are lucky, if you agree with this logic, that you are being made fun of - that just shows that you are either loved or envied.

By all the jokes being directed towards us Sardars I deduct that we Sardars, by and large, are very much loved by the people in general and India loves them and cannot do without them.

Relax, Don't worry, Be happy...

Thanks

Mainu lagda ke sare punjabiya nu shayad khush hona chahida hai ke sare jokes onate hi bande ne. kyunki sade GURU's ne keha hai ke kese nu rulana nahi hai hamesha sareya nu hasavo te ohi asi karde paye hain & one more thing.........

mainu e daso ke hai koi community punjabiya de alawa to loka da khoon (Blood) wadhave. asi sareya nu free-of-cost blood donate karde hain. Hun loka nu hi free di cheez hazam na hove te asi ki kariye 22.

Alwayz take everything in a positive way dear.

huni piche k main ek magazine de cover te padeya c ke SIKH nu Prime Minister / President of India di security vaste appoint nahi kitha janda smirk(after Indira Gandhi's incident only).

did anybody tell me why???????????????????????????





becoz of a solid reasons.........................................







kyunki o es tarah di jobs vaste nahi haige o te Prime Minter of India di post vaste hage ne ji like MANMOHAN SINGH JI


Am I right guyz . Alwayz proud to be Punjabi becoz "Punjabi" means lots in itself.

P - Polite
U - United
N - Nice
J - Joshilye
A - Adorable
B - Bold
I - Innocent / Ideal

Any question ???????????????

Thanx & alwayz beleive in you :D.

I think you have not heard abt this "GOD HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELF". dats why you are so disappointed

 

[munda_wakhre_type_da]

bot soni post gurinder ji

 

[SHauKeeN GaBRu]

GOD HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEM SELF

i strongly believe in ths statement, ever since i heard ths, and i have noted the difference

 

[gurinder_gidda]

bot soni post gurinder ji

Thanx veere

par jede post da reply kita ohne shayad hale tak padi ni ya o v es to agree hai es lai reply ni kita shayad but I am waiting for his reply.

 

[SherDil™]

Mainu lagda ke sare punjabiya nu shayad khush hona chahida hai ke sare jokes onate hi bande ne. kyunki sade GURU's ne keha hai ke kese nu rulana nahi hai hamesha sareya nu hasavo te ohi asi karde paye hain & one more thing.........

mainu e daso ke hai koi community punjabiya de alawa to loka da khoon (Blood) wadhave. asi sareya nu free-of-cost blood donate karde hain. Hun loka nu hi free di cheez hazam na hove te asi ki kariye 22.

Alwayz take everything in a positive way dear.

huni piche k main ek magazine de cover te padeya c ke SIKH nu Prime Minister / President of India di security vaste appoint nahi kitha janda smirk(after Indira Gandhi's incident only).

did anybody tell me why???????????????????????????





becoz of a solid reasons.........................................







kyunki o es tarah di jobs vaste nahi haige o te Prime Minter of India di post vaste hage ne ji like MANMOHAN SINGH JI


Am I right guyz . Alwayz proud to be Punjabi becoz "Punjabi" means lots in itself.

P - Polite
U - United
N - Nice
J - Joshilye
A - Adorable
B - Bold
I - Innocent / Ideal

Any question ???????????????

Thanx & alwayz beleive in you :D.

I think you have not heard abt this "GOD HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELF". dats why you are so disappointed

very Good Post kiti Ginde

 

[Ramta]

Gurinder ji,


I read your post and appreciated it. The point you made is what exactly I was doing with my posts.
What surprises me is none seem to have taken note of the secong half of my post no.3
No comments on that ??



Thanks

 

[gurinder_gidda]

very Good Post kiti Ginde

Thank u ji thank u

 

[gurinder_gidda]

Gurinder ji,


I read your post and appreciated it. The point you made is what exactly I was doing with my posts.
What surprises me is none seem to have taken note of the secong half of my post no.3
No comments on that ??



Thanks

Thanx for your appreciation. I really need this from your side.
You know why? Bcoz if you will appreciate me this means you are agree with my thoughts.

Post by BulleShah
What surprises me is none seem to have taken note of the secong half of my post no.3
No comments on that ??

Now come to the point............................................

J main pehli podi chad ke sida tiji (3rd ) podi te chadagi te muh de bhar hi girangi na. Main tuhadi har post da jawab dawangi per pehla apni gal punjabi vich karo. Tuhada naam te ni jandi BulleShah (Bhoole Shah - Jo har vele apni gal bhool jande ne). Tusi shayad e v bhul gaye ho ke tusi UNP te gal kar rahe ho ethe sareya nu punjabi bahut soni aundi hai te asi sare ethe es karke hain ke asi apne sone jehe PUNJAB nu bahut miss karde hain te j apni kise v gal da jawab chahida hai te pehla punjabi vich likho. Hun e na kehna ke mainu punjabi ni aundi. Kyunki J punjabi ni aundi c te mere msg nu pad ke oda reply kida kita.

Jo ensan apni Mah Boli di Respect ni kar sakda onu koi v edadi gal kehn te pochan da koi haq ni hai. J apne Religion ya ode bare haq jatana hai te pehla odi respect karni sikho fir koi ques. pucho.

from Khalsa (Guru ka Sevak)

 

[SherDil™]

Thanx for your appreciation. I really need this from your side.
You know why? Bcoz if you will appreciate me this means you are agree with my thoughts.

Post by BulleShah
What surprises me is none seem to have taken note of the secong half of my post no.3
No comments on that ??

Now come to the point............................................

J main pehli podi chad ke sida tiji (3rd ) podi te chadagi te muh de bhar hi girangi na. Main tuhadi har post da jawab dawangi per pehla apni gal punjabi vich karo. Tuhada naam te ni jandi BulleShah (Bhoole Shah - Jo har vele apni gal bhool jande ne). Tusi shayad e v bhul gaye ho ke tusi UNP te gal kar rahe ho ethe sareya nu punjabi bahut soni aundi hai te asi sare ethe es karke hain ke asi apne sone jehe PUNJAB nu bahut miss karde hain te j apni kise v gal da jawab chahida hai te pehla punjabi vich likho. Hun e na kehna ke mainu punjabi ni aundi. Kyunki J punjabi ni aundi c te mere msg nu pad ke oda reply kida kita.

Jo ensan apni Mah Boli di Respect ni kar sakda onu koi v edadi gal kehn te pochan da koi haq ni hai. J apne Religion ya ode bare haq jatana hai te pehla odi respect karni sikho fir koi ques. pucho.

from Khalsa (Guru ka Sevak)

Ginde chill baby larna nahi
baki teri post bahut sohni kiti tu

 

[gurinder_gidda]

Ginde chill baby larna nahi
baki teri post bahut sohni kiti tu
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O main keha G.

Asi sare ethe ladan lai ekatha tode hi hoye hain. J asi hi apas vich ladan lag jawange te bahar wale te fayeda chukange hi na. Par j koi bahar wala sade vicho kisi nu v uthi gal sikhayega te asi onu ni chadna G.