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Shaukeen Jatti
Giddheyan di rani
Nice
keep it up!!!!!
keep it up!!!!!
blingsingh
Po0Onjaabiiieeeee
Bhagat singh te gandhi wala bahut kaim aa
arjandamaan
arjan
that was the worst post ive herd today
Konvicted_Jatt
S@RP@NCH
Konvicted_Jatt
S@RP@NCH
nice.. thnxxx simran and joban for sharing...
Shaukeen Jatti
Giddheyan di rani
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : left_inner
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Santa also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Santa also shouts) Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected
....... ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : left_inner
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Santa also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Santa also shouts) Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected
....... ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job.
Shaukeen Jatti
Giddheyan di rani
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ?
I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
Konvicted_Jatt
S@RP@NCH
bina driver ton vichara banta singh... bhull giya hona k double decker hai...tfs
Konvicted_Jatt
S@RP@NCH
ik vaar ik munda bullet te ja reha hunda... kol dee ik activa te kuri langhdi... bullet wala activa wali nu puchda ''kade bullet chlaayia?'' Activa wali ohdi gal da jwaab ditte bina agge nikal jandi hai...bullet wala fer ohde kol ja k puchda ''kade bullet chlaayia?'' es vaar oh hauli ho jandi hai te bullet wala agge niukal janda... thora agge jaake dekhdi hai k bullet wale da accident hoyia hunda.. taan Activa wali ohnu puchdi ''kade bullet chlaayia?'' bullet wala jwaab dinda ''nhi chlaayia tanhi taan tainu puchda c k pata lagge ehdi break kithe hai''
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