Jokes

[Shaukeen Jatti]

Boy: yaar main apni girlfriend nu gift dena si, ki dewan?
Friend: Diamond da haar de de,
Boy: Na, koi aehri cheez das jehri os ne kadhen na li howe,
Friend: Phansi de de.

 

[Shaukeen Jatti]

Q: Why did Daler fail in school?
A: He used to erase his notebook when the teacher erased the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

 

[Shaukeen Jatti]

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Student: Ki karda masterr g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya! ! !

 

[Shaukeen Jatti]

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

 

[MAVERICK]

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly…

 

[MAVERICK]

Ek aadmi kabr par baitha tha.Musafir ne poocha tumhe darr nahi lagta ?
aadmi: darne ki kya baat hai,kabr ke andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der
bahaar aa gaya.

 

[MAVERICK]

Life is full of trail,pain ,sorrow.but if u fall down,just stand up staight,be confident n ask,"DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE"

 

[MAVERICK]

Sharma talking on cell.
Varma: kis se baat kar raho ho.
Sharma: biwi se.....
Varma: itne... pyar se....?
Sharma: tumhari hai. . .

 

[MAVERICK]

Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.

 

[MAVERICK]

People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.

 

[MAVERICK]

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

 

[MAVERICK]

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

 

[MAVERICK]

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

 

[MAVERICK]

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

 

[MAVERICK]

Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

 

[MAVERICK]

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

 

[MAVERICK]

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

 

[MAVERICK]

Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate. Why?
Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC

 

[MAVERICK]

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

 

[MAVERICK]

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.