Jokes

[MAVERICK]

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

 

[Shaukeen Jatti]

2 widows talking ve each other..
"We are very lucky as compared to these married ones. We at least know where our Husbands are!"

nice............

 

[Shaukeen Jatti]

Boy: I love u sohniye.
Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.
Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

 

[MAVERICK]

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

 

[MAVERICK]

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

 

[MAVERICK]

When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from
Darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, please
Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

 

[MAVERICK]

Two golfers are having a round of golf but there are two women in front
never failing to hit the ball into the sand and taken forever. So one of the
golfers goes to ask the women if they could hury up so he walks up gets
about halfway, turns around and walks back suddenly pale.....

"I can't do it" said the golfer "One of them is my wife and the other's my
mistress"

The other golfer goes gets about halfway, turns around paler and says "Small
world"

 

[MAVERICK]

Friend 1: I tried ur number so many times, it said, 'Switched off'
Friend 2 : No.. Its my dialer tone!

 

[MAVERICK]

Interviwer: Wat is ur qualification
Sardar: Sir, im simply ph.d
Int: Wat do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardar: Passed Higher secondary with difficulty.

 

[MAVERICK]

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba

marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai..."??

 

[MAVERICK]

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on GEETA.
He Refused saying: "SITA par haath rakha toh itni musibat aayi !! ab GEETA pe hath nahi rakhunga

 

[MAVERICK]

Tawe par pada POPCORN uchalta kyun hai .....

?

??

Khud baith ke dekh pata chal jayega

 

[Shaukeen Jatti]

Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya. Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?
Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai diti.

 

[MAVERICK]

Life is a long sweet sleep

and


marriage is


?

??

....

an alarm !!!

 

[MAVERICK]

Macchar ne aapko kata woh uska junoon tha,

aapne khujli ki woh aapka sukun tha,

chah kar bhi aapne usse nahi mara

kyonki uski ragon mein aapka khoon tha !!!

 

[MAVERICK]

Teacher class mein monkey ke bare mein bata raha tha.
Santa was looking outside the class.
Teacher - Santa, look at me otherwise u will never understand how a monkey looks like.

 

[MAVERICK]

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life.














































John came fifth he won a toaster

 

[MAVERICK]

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
Sare wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

 

[MAVERICK]

Ek yug tha jab log ghar ke dewar par likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAWA, phir likhe: SHUBH LABH, phir likha : YOU ARE WELCOME

Ab likhte hai: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

 

[MAVERICK]

1 dulhe ne shaadi ke pahle apni saas se poocha -
aapke city mein famous kya hai ? enjoyment ke liye ?

Saas:usise tumhari shaadi honewali hai beta .....