Things Indians Do After Coming back from Foreign US..!!

SHauKeeN GaBRu

Chardi Kala
Top 23 Things Indians Do After Coming back from Foreign US..!!
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23. Criticising on Indian Education Standard.

22. Listening rap music always with loud volume.

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 60 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and India's Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chilli (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
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simar

Sim
so what!!!! they are not doing anything wrong.....u should respect ur culture but that doesn't mean u shouldn't learn something else!!!!!!:
 

simar

Sim
wr u from?

baharle lagde oo janab..
no i m from india....
he is right...jal!!!!!

it doesn't matter where do u live!!!...agar kuch accha sikhan nu milda we should go for that.....

See our country is the best !!!!! but that doesn't mean we shoudn't grasp good things from other countries!!!!!!
 

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Asli ta dasiya hi nahi.....

things Indian do after coming back from abroad:

Fukrapanthi....."appa ta ji edan karde, udan karde.....karde ki aa...kisse dunkin donuts te khad ke donut te bagels bechde hon."

Sara saal edhar ohi purani kamm aali vardi paake rakhni aa....bahar andar kitte ghuman nahi jana weekends te.....ghar de andar hi baith ke bottle dak leni...fer saal do saal baad mitthi jail cho free hoke mahine lai India jaan wele injh tyar ho jande jimme kitte prince lage hon....

Waise kasoor ehna da bhi nahi...hun 2 sallan di rarak bhi ta kadni hundi aa ....edhar ta dollar dollar jorde reh jande aa..oh ta jad multiply hunde aa otthe jaake taahin kuch banda.
 

SHauKeeN GaBRu

Chardi Kala
Asli ta dasiya hi nahi.....

things Indian do after coming back from abroad:

Fukrapanthi....."appa ta ji edan karde, udan karde.....karde ki aa...kisse dunkin donuts te khad ke donut te bagels bechde hon."

Sara saal edhar ohi purani kamm aali vardi paake rakhni aa....bahar andar kitte ghuman nahi jana weekends te.....ghar de andar hi baith ke bottle dak leni...fer saal do saal baad mitthi jail cho free hoke mahine lai India jaan wele injh tyar ho jande jimme kitte prince lage hon....

Waise kasoor ehna da bhi nahi...hun 2 sallan di rarak bhi ta kadni hundi aa ....edhar ta dollar dollar jorde reh jande aa..oh ta jad multiply hunde aa otthe jaake taahin kuch banda.

sahi kya paaji...tusi v baarle lagde ho...
 
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