Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

[jattz]

saanu shouk nai lecture laan da,sadian bunka naal sardaarian ne,asi chalde lecture vichon uth aunde ,saadian masteran de naal yaarian ne,master v haal puch k langde ne ,kade kade chori chori daaru_shaaru mangde ne ,hun master v saada rob mande ne,canteen vich ja k saade lai pepsi mangde ne,​

 

[jattz]

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi


Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...


Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...


Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...​

 

[jattz]

God made a daylight n is called “SUN”,
God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”,
God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”,
God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,​

 

[jattz]

Akhaan di aadat ban gayi hai
Akhaan di aadat ban gayi hai gal gal te ron di
Dil ne zidd fari barbaad hon di
Changa hoya yaara tu begaana ho gaya
Muk gayi chinta tainu apnaun di .​

 

[jattz]

Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se mohabbat,
Tabhi to Chand me Daag hai.
Mumkin hai Chand se hui hogi Bewafai,
Tabhi to Suraj me Aag hai.​

 

[jattz]

Kutta mar geya razai vich,
Mein pagal ho geya teri judai vich,
Fernail te machhar beh nahi sakda,
Mein tera bina reh nahi sakda.​

 

[jattz]

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi​

 

[jattz]

aati thi, jati thi
hasti thi, hasati thi,
dekti thi, muskurati thi,
bhagti thi, bhagati thi
aaj pata chala sali bevakoof banati thi​

 

[jattz]

Kitne Hasin ho Tum, Khud ko Duniya ki Nazar se bachaya karo,
Kitne Hasin ho Tum, Khud ko Duniya ki Nazar se bachaya karo,
Aankho me Kajal lagana hi kafi nahin, plz Gale me Nimbu-Mirch latkaya karo.​

 

[jattz]

unki gali ke chakkar
kat kat kar bhi kutte hamare yar ho gaye,
wo to hamare ho na sake,
lekin hum kutto ke saradar ho gaye,​

 

[jattz]

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!
​

 

[jattz]

Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Address na mile to vaapis chale jaana !!!
​

 

[munda.in.black]

bohut badia 22 ji

 

[Shy_Princess_Alone]

bahout vadiya hai ji...............

 

[•°¤*(¯`° (sîmrãñ) °´¯)*¤°]

:D:D
wah wah!!
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[Lily]

...................... tfs..

 

[jaggi633725]

nice.

 

[Rajat]

nice..