Shayaro ki mehfil ( Funny Shayari )

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Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!​

 

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Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!​

 

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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!​

 

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c​

 

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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!​

 

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asi sada ladaiyan to dur rehande haan………gandasi chal jaye ta hor gal ae,
asi daru nu kadi hath nahi launde…………. sham dhal jaye ta hor gal ae,
asi kadi koi kudi nahi ched-de……………..yaar ral jaan ta hor gal ae,
assi paas hona taa kadi sikheya nahi………..nakal chal jaye ta hor gal ae.​

 

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Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi…..
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi…..
Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi………………​

 

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Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,​

 

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cheer ke dekha to bhi santra tha,
Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !​

 

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Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil ko be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….
saley ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,
phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !​

 

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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!​

 

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Suraj Hua Madham , chand chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !​

 

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Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim, deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ???​

 

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far………​

 

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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.​

 

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Ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!


Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!​

 

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tu ta chali gayi england
yaraan da vajake band
tu ke sochea yaar tabaah ho gaye
india a ke vehk yaraan de do do viah ho gaye​

 

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Rafal dunali je mirza kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaia nu mor dinda,Sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda, akal hunde je vechkhud Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda, Khaba hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu reth chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda​

 

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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main
Need ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai​