Sharma Verma number 2.....

1. Sharma to Verma, " Mere paas do gaadi hai, do company hai, teen mobile hai, aur char kothian hai, tumhare paas kya hai?


Verma replied," Mere paas Mrs Sharma hai!...rofl


2. Verma ik vaari khaali kadaahi vich karhchhi fer reha si ...
hilayi gya vich hilayi gya. ..

Sharma usnu kaafi der ton dekhi jaa reha si

oh puchda ke .. kuch hai tan hai nahi kadaahi vich.. khaali vich hi kadchhi maari jaa rehan tu..

menu eh tan dass bana ki rehan ..


Verma replied back "Bevkoof" :p


3. ik var sharma doctor kol taanke lagwaun janda hai..

sharma: taanke laun de kinne pese launge?
doctor: 2500 rupayee
sharma: doctor saab taanke lwaune ne kadhayi nahi karwauni



4. Sharma dey ghar chon hassan diyan boht awaajan aundiyan si....kise ne Sharmey ton happy married life da raaz puchya..

kehnda "meri wife mere vall chappal maardi aa,j mere vajj jaye tan oh hasdi aa,j na vajje tan mai hasda..."..rofl
 
Re: Sharma Ve

shrma said to doctor:Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohut dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
 
Shrma: Tu kya kr raha h
Verma: Mein apni bibi ko chithi likh raha hu
Shrma: Pr tuje to likhna nhi aata
Verma: To Osko kon sa padna aata h...
 
Ek makhi PUNDIT(ganje) k sir per ja bethi,

Dusri makhi ne kaha,"Wah kya ghar mila h tujhey"

Pehli makhi boli:"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"
 
Shrma ne makhi k par tor k kaha,
Urr ja.
But.. makhi nahin uri,
Shrma ne kaha,Saabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jaye to makhi sun nhi sakti.....
 
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