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1. Sharma to Verma, " Mere paas do gaadi hai, do company hai, teen mobile hai, aur char kothian hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Verma replied," Mere paas Mrs Sharma hai!...
2. Verma ik vaari khaali kadaahi vich karhchhi fer reha si ...
hilayi gya vich hilayi gya. ..
Sharma usnu kaafi der ton dekhi jaa reha si
oh puchda ke .. kuch hai tan hai nahi kadaahi vich.. khaali vich hi kadchhi maari jaa rehan tu..
menu eh tan dass bana ki rehan ..
Verma replied back "Bevkoof"
3. ik var sharma doctor kol taanke lagwaun janda hai..
sharma: taanke laun de kinne pese launge?
doctor: 2500 rupayee
sharma: doctor saab taanke lwaune ne kadhayi nahi karwauni
4. Sharma dey ghar chon hassan diyan boht awaajan aundiyan si....kise ne Sharmey ton happy married life da raaz puchya..
kehnda "meri wife mere vall chappal maardi aa,j mere vajj jaye tan oh hasdi aa,j na vajje tan mai hasda..."..
Verma replied," Mere paas Mrs Sharma hai!...
2. Verma ik vaari khaali kadaahi vich karhchhi fer reha si ...
hilayi gya vich hilayi gya. ..
Sharma usnu kaafi der ton dekhi jaa reha si
oh puchda ke .. kuch hai tan hai nahi kadaahi vich.. khaali vich hi kadchhi maari jaa rehan tu..
menu eh tan dass bana ki rehan ..
Verma replied back "Bevkoof"
3. ik var sharma doctor kol taanke lagwaun janda hai..
sharma: taanke laun de kinne pese launge?
doctor: 2500 rupayee
sharma: doctor saab taanke lwaune ne kadhayi nahi karwauni
4. Sharma dey ghar chon hassan diyan boht awaajan aundiyan si....kise ne Sharmey ton happy married life da raaz puchya..
kehnda "meri wife mere vall chappal maardi aa,j mere vajj jaye tan oh hasdi aa,j na vajje tan mai hasda..."..