Santa : mujhe 4 baje jaga dena
Naukrani - lekin mujhe to time dekhna nhi aata
Santa : tum jaga dena, time mai khud dekh lunga..
Santa ne ZOO me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer: tumne sher ka pinjra lock kyu nhi kiya??
Santa: Sir, itne khatarnaak janwar ko kaun chori karega.........
Santa lost his cheque book,
Bank manager : be careful, anyone can put your signature,
Santa: i am not fool yaar, i have already signed all the cheques......
Judge: tum 3rd time adalat me aa rhe ho,,, tumhe sharam nhi aati?
Santa: janaab tusi tan roz hi aaonde ho, tuhanu tan dubb k mar jana chahida hai.........
Santa: kadhi chawal kha reha c
ik makhi utte baithan di koshish kar rahi c..
Santa : Hatt hatt eh oh nai jo tu samjh rahi e.............
Santa: bhai saab time kya hua hai?
Man: sham k 6 baj gye hain
Santa : subah se pooch rha hun, sab alag alag time bata rhe hain......
Naukrani - lekin mujhe to time dekhna nhi aata
Santa : tum jaga dena, time mai khud dekh lunga..
Santa ne ZOO me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer: tumne sher ka pinjra lock kyu nhi kiya??
Santa: Sir, itne khatarnaak janwar ko kaun chori karega.........
Santa lost his cheque book,
Bank manager : be careful, anyone can put your signature,
Santa: i am not fool yaar, i have already signed all the cheques......
Judge: tum 3rd time adalat me aa rhe ho,,, tumhe sharam nhi aati?
Santa: janaab tusi tan roz hi aaonde ho, tuhanu tan dubb k mar jana chahida hai.........
Santa: kadhi chawal kha reha c
ik makhi utte baithan di koshish kar rahi c..
Santa : Hatt hatt eh oh nai jo tu samjh rahi e.............
Santa: bhai saab time kya hua hai?
Man: sham k 6 baj gye hain
Santa : subah se pooch rha hun, sab alag alag time bata rhe hain......
