Murder Of English


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The Leave Applications ; ) Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." ——————————————————————————–
This is from Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." ——————————————————————————–
Another gem . Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." ——————————————————————————–
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" ——————————————————————————–
An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." ——————————————————————————– A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" ——————————————————————————–
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." ——————————————————————————– Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith…" ——————————————————————————–
Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…" ——————————————————————————– Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". ——————————————————————————–
Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." ——————————————————————————–
A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post