Leave Letters funny


The He4rt H4ck3r
Funny Leave Letters

1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave.

2.From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year
old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two

3. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing
his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

10. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.