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[Guest33]

lao main vi ik kissa hor sunava.....

sade gawandh ch nanke ik ghar si jina dian kudian mere jiddian si te merian nankian dian sahelian si.......naam si Rani te Pamma......well main roz shaam nu ohna de ghar jaana shat toon di tambian wali paudi uttar ke....lao ji shaam nu oh kuch sawah ch kuch bhunn rahian si I guess cholua si.....te main kiha main apne johar dikhava te illtan kardi de Kole te pair rakh lia te anguthe thalle paatli te chala pe gaya........uthe ro ru ke araam naal ghare a gai te roti kha pi ke pe gaye...sari raat ni neend aayi per jale neecho....dooje din Nani (Rani Pamma di mum) aayi pata len te main lukdi firan vi ghare taan pata hi i...Nani te bhanda fod ta te kya daant pai mama toon.......khabardaar je aise puthe kam kite main bhejna ni Ranian de ghare............

haye oye hun taaan Ranian de vi voyah ho gay ehone...5-6 saal ho gaye ohna nu mile mainu

 

[neil]

daant kitne batees..

u damn sure......wisdom teeth vee aa ge,

meri math di teacher south indian c.....ode to v badiya chidka khaiyaan...menu kendi hundi c (read it in a south indian style) HAAN G VISHAVPREET BATEESI NIKALTA........ik din test hoya menu bula k kol kendi HAAN G NO. KITNE PACHEES AUS DAANT KITNE BATEES.....miss her toooo much...bhali strict c buh one of mah fav teachers......


ik din main te meri friend ne sochey sher baniye........chad gaye ode kothe te...othe ik store room c odi chatt te chad k decide kita jump maar k utaraan ge......o menu kendi tu maar pelaab chaal.....te main bann gi sher.......maar ti chaal....ankel twist ho gaya......te o mukar gayi kendi main te stairs to aungi..... ...ghare nayi daseya main....jido ankel sujj gaya ghardeya ne pucheya ki hoya main keha pata nayi menu taa aap nayi pata kiven suj gaya.......


ik waar main te meri cousin decided desi cycle chalaan di...o hunde c na hero cycle dande waale o...raat da time c.....main chala rahi c te cousin piche baithi c te asi waajaan lande ja rahe c BHANDE KALI KARA LO........

oye main taan edaan hattna hi nayi........chalo ena k enuf aa.......

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

aa ki likheya???????????????

jara vistar poorvak samjhaaoo.................kee tusi punjabi ch jo likhia si.............[/quote]

bhene main keha c main bachpan to hi eho g aan..........nw try to read it again

aap g bachpan to hi eho j han..........aa likheya c main

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

jara vistar poorvak samjhaaoo.................kee tusi punjabi ch jo likhia si.............

bhene main keha c main bachpan to hi eho g aan..........nw try to read it again

aap g bachpan to hi eho j han..........aa likheya c main[/quote]


main aap ton confused ho gaie si

aap da matlab hunda tusi
main soachia tusi mainoo keh rahe ho

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

daant kitne batees..

u damn sure......wisdom teeth vee aa ge,

haan g agaye ne...........n m dead sure abt it

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

bhene main keha c main bachpan to hi eho g aan..........nw try to read it again

aap g bachpan to hi eho j han..........aa likheya c main

main aap ton confused ho gaie si

aap da matlab hunda tusi
main soachia tusi mainoo keh rahe ho [/quote]

na main apne layi use kardi payi c

 

[jattpunjabi]

sade skool wich classrooms wich khedna ban c te asi hutde ni c khedno.......asi lukan meechi(hide n seek) khedde hunde c, ik din khedi jande c te main darwaje olhe lukia c jis munde sir vari (turn) c us ne white shirt pai c (silky) te main darwaje di virl wich di dekhi janda c....jadon hi mainu same shirt dikhi te main jor di hath us de dhidh te maria te akhia "thappa", oh sala sanda princi nikalia te us ne mera hath farh lia te kehnda aaja put teri express main karda...........badian paian

 

[neil]

jadon thore badde ho gayee, i guess main 8th wich see, diwali nere see te school wich patake chalaun da theka mera liya hoya see,
ek din main bullet bumb da time bumb banaya, [i guess sariyan nun aunda hona kiddan banaida, ohde tui nun upron chil ke sirf dhagga rehan dayeeda, te fer oh holi holi jalda rehnda] apnee class de baari wich rakh ditta, saadi hindi wali bhainjee jehnu main hate karda see ohdee class see, 5 minute baad pataka boliya, oh hajri lendee see,
mitro oh behosh ho gee, jyada siapa piya taan ek teachers de chahete ne number banaun de mare ne mera naam dass ta,
fer kee see, suspension, pehla pink card miliya see,
sara din principal de dafter sahmne kneeldown kara ke rakhiya
kuriyan ne sara din dekhiya, bejatti ho gee

fer baapu ne ghare liya ke kuttiya.


os din tun baad main kade diwali nee manayee, je manaunda main patake kade ne chalaye,

ah thoo thaa tun mainu meri oh aahhh..yaad aundee aa s s

 

[GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]

mere high school vich class shuru hon te prayer hundi c te khatam hon te v....dono vakh vakh c.....shuru hon te pryaer hundi c O MOST MERCIFUL GOD......te khatam hon te WE GVE U THANX.......ik period mukeya prayer karke hatte te duji maam ayi punjabi waali...pyayer karan lage te shuru ho gaye WE GIVE U THNX.....sari prayer bolti.......baad cho haasa nikal gaya sareya da...eniyaan jhidka paiyaan maam to pucho na.......

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

jadon thore badde ho gayee, i guess main 8th wich see, diwali nere see te school wich patake chalaun da theka mera liya hoya see,
ek din main bullet bumb da time bumb banaya, [i guess sariyan nun aunda hona kiddan banaida, ohde tui nun upron chil ke sirf dhagga rehan dayeeda, te fer oh holi holi jalda rehnda] apnee class de baari wich rakh ditta, saadi hindi wali bhainjee jehnu main hate karda see ohdee class see, 5 minute baad pataka boliya, oh hajri lendee see,
mitro oh behosh ho gee, jyada siapa piya taan ek teachers de chahete ne number banaun de mare ne mera naam dass ta,
fer kee see, suspension, pehla pink card miliya see,
sara din principal de dafter sahmne kneeldown kara ke rakhiya
kuriyan ne sara din dekhiya, bejatti ho gee

fer baapu ne ghare liya ke kuttiya.


os din tun baad main kade diwali nee manayee, je manaunda main patake kade ne chalaye,

ah thoo thaa tun mainu meri oh aahhh..yaad aundee aa s s

kee tusi sach kahede ho kee mazak karde

 

[neil]

MERI MUM ne oh pink card aje takk sambhal ke rakhiya, kehnde tere juwakan nun dikhauna.

kee tusi sach kahede ho kee mazak karde

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

MERI MUM ne oh pink card aje takk sambhal ke rakhiya, kehnde tere juwakan nun dikhauna.

i know its silly ques

kee tusi patake vi nahi vajaounde

 

[dhana_jatt]

i know its silly ques

kee tusi patake vi nahi vajaounde

rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf

 

[neil]

6 saal ho gaye diwali dekhi nun,
te jadon india hunda see, patake nee see chalunda.
mere college de paani wali tanki de uppar char ke baith jaanda see, main te mera friend,
oh gaane gaunda see, te main uthe baitha peenda rehnda see.erd
ay

happy diwali

i know its silly ques

kee tusi patake vi nahi vajaounde

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

6 saal ho gaye diwali dekhi nun,
te jadon india hunda see, patake nee see chalunda.
mere college de paani wali tanki de uppar char ke baith jaanda see, main te mera friend,
oh gaane gaunda see, te main uthe baitha peenda rehnda see.erd
ay

happy diwali

chalo hun vaja lainaig ig

mainoo 9 saal ho gaye

ithe te fire works allowed he nahi................. sirf fuljharia
is vaar diwali te he jaana

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

 

[J@tti]

mein apni cousin nu chaped marri c chote hunde

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

main guach gayie si

 

[J@tti]

main guach gayie si

I 'm where karke

kithe gwach gaye c uda

 

[Pardesan Punjaban]

I 'm where karke

kithe gwach gaye c uda

dad dee job si khemkaran border te
and transfer ho gayie te saaria ne soachia kee photo kihcvaoo ikathe
mumi ji te saare aunti chale gaye ander chahnge karan main soachia shied chale gaye and i went out side bazar ch
2 hr vaad mili si