mIthi y@@d BaChp@n dEE

neil

W@TNO DOOR
jadon main chota hunda see, taan ek din mera sare tubber ne viah te jaana see pind wich, te mera hockey da match see, mainu jaan nee dinde see, main viah ton bhajj giya hockey khedan, ghar wale minu labhde rahe, sara tabbar mainu pind wich labhee jaave, shaam nun ghare aaya main, viah wale kapre lafafe wich paye see,
bahut juttiyan kharkiyan,
mere dad ne hockey naal ee kuttiya..:tears

te hun main ghare rehan nun kehnda hun mainu ghare aun nun nee kehnde :hyper
 

Guest33

Elite
saarian di bachpan dian yaadan juttian nala hi kion juddian hundian....main 3rd class ch si te sadi navi principal :bite aayi si jihne weekly tests da stupid concept shuru kita si.......lao ji madam ne dassta math aali ne vi kal nu 7 de table te 3*3 digits di multiplication da test hai....ghare aake aapan dassna bhul gaye te saari shaam khedan ch kadh ti.....dooje din test hoyia...pahada tana 7 da jod jod likhta ...aah guna de sawal kaun kare........number aaye.......15 chon 7:n ...bas fer ki si ghare aayi de jo :angchapplan naal kutt pai bebe toon.....haye oye hun vi lagda jad padh rahi hunnih aan vi bebe:hit danda chakki khadi hai......Le hun ihda matbal ih ni vi meri bebe is hitler...je udon chapplanna khadian hundian taan ajj masters di bajaye do modhian te do godian nala niyane hone si................:dil lub ju bebe.....
 

neil

W@TNO DOOR
oh bebe bapu diyan galaan taan gheo diyan naalan hundiyan bhua.

par ah gall theek ne aa 2 mastran de jagah te godiyan modiyan te niane.


fuffar da kee bano...

tere kol taan 2 2 master aa

jatti_sydney said:
saarian di bachpan dian yaadan juttian nala hi kion juddian hundian....main 3rd class ch si te sadi navi principal :bite aayi si jihne weekly tests da stupid concept shuru kita si.......lao ji madam ne dassta math aali ne vi kal nu 7 de table te 3*3 digits di multiplication da test hai....ghare aake aapan dassna bhul gaye te saari shaam khedan ch kadh ti.....dooje din test hoyia...pahada tana 7 da jod jod likhta ...aah guna de sawal kaun kare........number aaye.......15 chon 7:n ...bas fer ki si ghare aayi de jo :angchapplan naal kutt pai bebe toon.....haye oye hun vi lagda jad padh rahi hunnih aan vi bebe:hit danda chakki khadi hai......Le hun ihda matbal ih ni vi meri bebe is hitler...je udon chapplanna khadian hundian taan ajj masters di bajaye do modhian te do godian nala niyane hone si................:dil lub ju bebe.....
 
ik wari main te mera bhai dowey jene gali ch crikt khedde si mere bhai ne ball karai main shot marye ..ball sidha ik bhaiya rani de nakk te jaa ke wajji...main pichey mur ke dekhya mera bhai bhaj gaya si already ..main kalla reh gaya fer meri bebe oh bhaiyarani nu doctor te lai ke gayi te meri ghare a ke kharkai hoyi:dr :dr :dr
 

Guest33

Elite
neil said:
oh bebe bapu diyan galaan taan gheo diyan naalan hundiyan bhua.

par ah gall theek ne aa 2 mastran de jagah te godiyan modiyan te niane.


fuffar da kee bano...

tere kol taan 2 2 master aa

kaka tusi confuje gaye....2 2 mastara wali vishi hai sadi taan hale ik de hi lale paye ne....thesis likhan da hi ji ni karda..................
 

Some1

Focusing on ________
**main ik warri choti hundi kisse rikhse de piche char gi si .. rikshe aale noon wi ni pata si ... sis ne vekh laya ... lai aayiii **

^ aha incident mainu ni yaad .. sunneya hoya

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2 warri baan tohri bed ton girke bache hunde .. dactar ne kiha si teeji warri tutti changa fracture laggu .. aaj tak ni tutti rofl rofl rofl

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ik warri aapni frend noon millan challi gi si bache hunde .. jaana kite hor si ... dooji frend de ... gumgi main ... sarkaan te fir ri si .. 1 hor aunty gharre lai aaye .. address pata si maunu :dan :dan ... bas fer main taan bachi si dooji frend di gharre phaj gi kyonki oh sahmne alla ghar si :gig ... par oho aunty challe gi mummy noon millan :n :n :n .... bas dande naal changa kutapaa chaareyaa si :n :n :n ... te oho kuri ghar ni si :n :n :n
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
Main os time 3 saal di si shied..:dr ...................Dadi g os time khamkaran kam karde si....................te ohna dee transfer Kashmir ho gayie si

te mumi g dia friends ne soachia kion naa jaan ton pahela group photo khichi jaave.....:dr ...............jadon oh ander kapre change karan gaye.................te main soachia ...:kin ........shied oh bahar chale gaye:hyper :hyper

main vee bahar chale gayie ohna noo labhan vaaste.....:dan ...............te aap he guach gayie........:taz ..........te roie jaandi si....:tears :tears ................kee mumi kol jaana:gig :gig :gig :gig :gig

te dadi g de ik friend ne mainoo pachan lia......................te mainoo apni shop te le gia..................te ik bahut badda glass shiknjavi da dita

per main roie jaandi si....................kee mumi kol jaana:y :y :gig :gig :gig :gig

mainoo saare family friends labh rahe san....................1.30 ghante vaad main mili:an :an

mumi g ne shukh da saah lia......................te mainoo big hug diti..:dr
kion kee je naa labhdi te ghar dia ne gusse hona si:y ...........fer main shikanjivi peeti:yum

oh group photo aje vi hai.................os te main kaafi roie hoyie nazar aoundi haan

Smitten Smitten :an :an :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig
 

can_jatti

Sarkar
PAPA MUMMY NE KADE NAHIN SANU KUTIYA ...HAMESHA MUMMY HI DANTDE SI ...PAPA TAAAN ANKHAN KAD DE SI AJJ TAK AKHAN VEKH KE TIK JAYIDA......MAIN CHHOTI HUNDI BAHUT LADAKI HUNDI SI MERI CHHOTI SIS HAI USDE LAYI MAIN HAMESHA TON HI PROTECTIVE SI.....KOI VI OHNU KUCH KEHNDA SI MAIN SAARE NIKKE NIKKE BACHIYAN NU KUTT AANDI SI.......BAS FER OH RONDE RONDE MUMMY KOL AANDE SI AUNTY MANU NE HAMKO MAARA BAS UNA SAMNE HI EHNI DAANT PAINDI SI MAIN TAAN VI UNA NU HOLI HOLI KEHNDI SI KOI NA KAL TUMHE BATAYUNGI rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf


MERE PAPA JADON MAIN CHHOTI HUNDI SI MERA NAK FAR KE MAINU PYAR NAAL THAPAD MARDE SI.....MAINU IS DI AADAT PAIGAYI...MAINU JO VI GODI CHUKDA SI MAIN UNA DA NAK FARKE JOR DI THAPAD MAR DENDI SI......I HAVE SLAPPED SO MANY PEOPLE FROM MY VARIOUS UNCLES TO MY DADS FRENZrolf rolf rolf rolf
 

Some1

Focusing on ________
can_jatti said:
PAPA MUMMY NE KADE NAHIN SANU KUTIYA ...HAMESHA MUMMY HI DANTDE SI ...PAPA TAAAN ANKHAN KAD DE SI AJJ TAK AKHAN VEKH KE TIK JAYIDA......MAIN CHHOTI HUNDI BAHUT LADAKI HUNDI SI MERI CHHOTI SIS HAI USDE LAYI MAIN HAMESHA TON HI PROTECTIVE SI.....KOI VI OHNU KUCH KEHNDA SI MAIN SAARE NIKKE NIKKE BACHIYAN NU KUTT AANDI SI.......BAS FER OH RONDE RONDE MUMMY KOL AANDE SI AUNTY MANU NE HAMKO MAARA BAS UNA SAMNE HI EHNI DAANT PAINDI SI MAIN TAAN VI UNA NU HOLI HOLI KEHNDI SI KOI NA KAL TUMHE BATAYUNGI rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf


MERE PAPA JADON MAIN CHHOTI HUNDI SI MERA NAK FAR KE MAINU PYAR NAAL THAPAD MARDE SI.....MAINU IS DI AADAT PAIGAYI...MAINU JO VI GODI CHUKDA SI MAIN UNA DA NAK FARKE JOR DI THAPAD MAR DENDI SI......I HAVE SLAPPED SO MANY PEOPLE FROM MY VARIOUS UNCLES TO MY DADS FRENZrolf rolf rolf rolf

omgggggggggg ur awesomeeeeeeeeeee rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf

AWESOMEeeeeeee Kidddddddddddd rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
 

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
menu tyaan papa to paye thapad hi yaad aunde ne....maths padaunde hoye jede painde c.......:hyper :hyper :hyper

main apne taya tayi g nu mumy dady kendi c....ik waar apni friend de ghar kheddi c te odi mum nu main keha mere dady aye hue hai....o kendi papa to aapke beta pehle hi yahaan the main keha nayi ek aur dady hai........menu kendi aap ke 2 dady hai....main keha haan aur 2 mumiyaanrolf rolf rolf rolf rolf

meri math di teacher south indian c.....ode to v badiya chidka khaiyaan...menu kendi hundi c (read it in a south indian style) HAAN G VISHAVPREET BATEESI NIKALTA........ik din test hoya menu bula k kol kendi HAAN G NO. KITNE PACHEES AUS DAANT KITNE BATEES.....miss her toooo much...bhali strict c buh one of mah fav teachers......

ik waar mum naal kisse tournament di closin te gayi....gymnastic waale vbache aye nayi c te coach ne mum nu keha ki apni daughter nu bhej dao prize lain stage te....prize lai k aa k main bitar gayi ki main nayi trophy deni eh taan main lai k ayi c meri aa.....o vichara kahe main navi lai dena tenu te main kithe manan waali c main v adi rahi aa nayi deni.........agle din wapis kiti mum ne.....hun v mere kol o foto haigi aa........its so embarasin........:hide

ik din main te meri friend ne sochey sher baniye........chad gaye ode kothe te...othe ik store room c odi chatt te chad k decide kita jump maar k utaraan ge......o menu kendi tu maar pelaab chaal.....te main bann gi sher.......maar ti chaal....ankel twist ho gaya......te o mukar gayi kendi main te stairs to aungi.....:slap ...ghare nayi daseya main....jido ankel sujj gaya ghardeya ne pucheya ki hoya main keha pata nayi menu taa aap nayi pata kiven suj gaya.......:hide

sab to zada jedi memories main cherish kardi aan o hai mere cousin naal bitaya time who is no more nw.....well he was gem of a person.....jido o siga asi sare jaane chd kathe ho jande c te othe fun karde hunde c.....sare wadde te bache gharde lawn vich kabadi khedde c te aas paas waale v dekhde c ki nayaneya de naal naal wadde v kamle ho gaye........rolf rolf rolf rolf

ik waar main te meri cousin decided desi cycle chalaan di...o hunde c na hero cycle dande waale o...raat da time c.....main chala rahi c te cousin piche baithi c te asi waajaan lande ja rahe c BHANDE KALI KARA LO........:hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper

oye main taan edaan hattna hi nayi........chalo ena k enuf aa.......:dr
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe said:
menu tyaan papa to paye thapad hi yaad aunde ne....maths padaunde hoye jede painde c.......:hyper :hyper :hyper

main apne taya tayi g nu mumy dady kendi c....ik waar apni friend de ghar kheddi c te odi mum nu main keha mere dady aye hue hai....o kendi papa to aapke beta pehle hi yahaan the main keha nayi ek aur dady hai........menu kendi aap ke 2 dady hai....main keha haan aur 2 mumiyaanrolf rolf rolf rolf rolf

meri math di teacher south indian c.....ode to v badiya chidka khaiyaan...menu kendi hundi c (read it in a south indian style) HAAN G VISHAVPREET BATEESI NIKALTA........ik din test hoya menu bula k kol kendi HAAN G NO. KITNE PACHEES AUS DAANT KITNE BATEES.....miss her toooo much...bhali strict c buh one of mah fav teachers......

ik waar mum naal kisse tournament di closin te gayi....gymnastic waale vbache aye nayi c te coach ne mum nu keha ki apni daughter nu bhej dao prize lain stage te....prize lai k aa k main bitar gayi ki main nayi trophy deni eh taan main lai k ayi c meri aa.....o vichara kahe main navi lai dena tenu te main kithe manan waali c main v adi rahi aa nayi deni.........agle din wapis kiti mum ne.....hun v mere kol o foto haigi aa........its so embarasin........:hide

ik din main te meri friend ne sochey sher baniye........chad gaye ode kothe te...othe ik store room c odi chatt te chad k decide kita jump maar k utaraan ge......o menu kendi tu maar pelaab chaal.....te main bann gi sher.......maar ti chaal....ankel twist ho gaya......te o mukar gayi kendi main te stairs to aungi.....:slap ...ghare nayi daseya main....jido ankel sujj gaya ghardeya ne pucheya ki hoya main keha pata nayi menu taa aap nayi pata kiven suj gaya.......:hide

sab to zada jedi memories main cherish kardi aan o hai mere cousin naal bitaya time who is no more nw.....well he was gem of a person.....jido o siga asi sare jaane chd kathe ho jande c te othe fun karde hunde c.....sare wadde te bache gharde lawn vich kabadi khedde c te aas paas waale v dekhde c ki nayaneya de naal naal wadde v kamle ho gaye........rolf rolf rolf rolf

ik waar main te meri cousin decided desi cycle chalaan di...o hunde c na hero cycle dande waale o...raat da time c.....main chala rahi c te cousin piche baithi c te asi waajaan lande ja rahe c BHANDE KALI KARA LO........:hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper

oye main taan edaan hattna hi nayi........chalo ena k enuf aa.......:dr
:omg :omg :omg :omg :omg
Its so funny......................i really enjoyed reading it..............rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
 

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
Perdasan Punjaban said:
:omg :omg :omg :omg :omg
Its so funny......................i really enjoyed reading it..............rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
ਆਪ ਜੀ ਬਚਪਨ ਤੋਂ ਹੀ ਏਦਾਂ ਦੇ ਸਨ..........:hide
 

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
Perdasan Punjaban said:
hWjI BYx jI bcpn qo hI ies qrw dI hW1:gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig :gig

well tere com te punjabi font nayi chalda hona ess layi........aa aya........main angreji punjabi vich likh deni aan........

AAP G BACHPAN TO HI EDAAN DE HAN
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
:kin :kin :kin :kin :kin :kin [

punjabi ch pard te ho gia

per didn't get it:an
quote=GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]well tere com te punjabi font nayi chalda hona ess layi........aa aya........main angreji punjabi vich likh deni aan........

AAP G BACHPAN TO HI EDAAN DE HAN[/quote]
 

GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe

~~brOwn sUg@~~
Perdasan Punjaban said:
:kin :kin :kin :kin :kin :kin [

punjabi ch pard te ho gia

per didn't get it:an
quote=GeNie_iN_a_boTtLe]well tere com te punjabi font nayi chalda hona ess layi........aa aya........main angreji punjabi vich likh deni aan........

AAP G BACHPAN TO HI EDAAN DE HAN
[/quote]

aa ki likheya???????????????:an :an :an
 
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