mahabharat is a lame lie.

neil

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In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part
of it.

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is
going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by
poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain
peak. Third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)

Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata
then how come u have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to
Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL rofl rofl
?


Masterji fainted.........................
 
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