Santa Singh As A Priest...Must Read

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~~~Shergill Jamsheria~~~
Fed up of people making fun of him, Santa Singh decided to
change his religion. He joined a priest in a Church as his assistant. One
day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, he called Santa D'costa (his new assistant) and
asked him to cover for him. Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say,
but the priest told him to stay with him for a little while and learn what
to do.


Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few
minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I have
sinned"

Priest: "What did you do?"

Woman: " I committed adultery"

Priest: "How many times?"

Woman: "Three times"

Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no
more"

A few minutes later a man entered the confessional. He said

"Father, forgive me for I have sinned"

Priest: "What did you do?"

Man: "I committed adultery"

Priest: "How many times?"

Man: "Three times"

Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the
priest could leave.

Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later another woman entered and
said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"

Santa: "What did you do?"

Woman: "I committed adultery"
Santa: "How many times?"

Woman: "Once"

Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week, three
times for $ 5.00 "
 
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