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The He4rt H4ck3r
Machar Ne 1 Admi Ko Kata...
Admi: Din Me B Kat Rhe HO....
Macchar: Kya kru Ghar me Bahen Jawan Hai Or Larke Walo Ne 1 Litre Khoon Dahez Me Manga ha..
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Pappu ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur woh bahut khush tha
Tinku: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? kyu?
Pappu: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!
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A lady asked Pappu: LIPTON di chah hai?
Pappu replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Peene wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.
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Patni: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.
Pati ne petrol daal k aag laga di.
Admi: Din Me B Kat Rhe HO....
Macchar: Kya kru Ghar me Bahen Jawan Hai Or Larke Walo Ne 1 Litre Khoon Dahez Me Manga ha..
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Pappu ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur woh bahut khush tha
Tinku: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? kyu?
Pappu: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!
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A lady asked Pappu: LIPTON di chah hai?
Pappu replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Peene wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.
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Patni: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.
Pati ne petrol daal k aag laga di.