Laughter Snacks 24

[#m@nn#]

Teacher: Ur son is fail.
See his report
Eng: 9
Math: 11
Punjabi: 8
Social study :7
Total: 35

Pappu: TOTAL wich te kamal e kr dita su.
Es subject di te tution v nai prda c.

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Appu: Mere dada ne 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thi..

Pappu: Gardnein kyn ni kati?

Appu: Wo pehle he kati pari thi…….

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Pappu Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logon Ne Use Bohat Mara Qyun?

Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha

"Bara Kafan Lene Par Bache Ka Kafan FREEEE……."

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Training ke doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kya hai?

Pappu: Sir Ye bandook hai.

Officer: Ye bandook nahin tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.

Then Officer to a Appu : Tumhare hath main ye kya hai?

Appu: Sir, Ye Pappu ki maa hai aur meri Aunty hai...

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Pappu Electricity office fone kar k bola:Janab light band kr do

Bijli wala : kyun sir

Pappu: woh yaar mere dimag me ek nyi gaali ayi hai woh tumko deni hai.

 

[Android]

last wale dono kaimz a

 

[amanwadhwa]

 

[*Genius*]

 

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[gurvy]

1st 1

 

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[*Sippu*]

lolzzzzz ok ne

 

[Faizullapuria-Rai]

rocking yaar

 

[binder77]

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