Laughter Snacks 24

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The He4rt H4ck3r
Teacher: Ur son is fail.
See his report
Eng: 9
Math: 11
Punjabi: 8
Social study :7
Total: 35

Pappu: TOTAL wich te kamal e kr dita su.
Es subject di te tution v nai prda c.:shabash

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Appu: Mere dada ne 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thi..

Pappu: Gardnein kyn ni kati?

Appu: Wo pehle he kati pari thi…….:kill


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Pappu Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logon Ne Use Bohat Mara Qyun?

Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha

"Bara Kafan Lene Par Bache Ka Kafan FREEEE…….":sleeping

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Training ke doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kya hai?

Pappu: Sir Ye bandook hai.

Officer: Ye bandook nahin tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.

Then Officer to a Appu : Tumhare hath main ye kya hai?

Appu: Sir, Ye Pappu ki maa hai aur meri Aunty hai...:load


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Pappu Electricity office fone kar k bola:Janab light band kr do

Bijli wala : kyun sir :k

Pappu: woh yaar mere dimag me ek nyi gaali ayi hai woh tumko deni hai.:kiven
 
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