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Laloo: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap...
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Bholu complained 2 Police :
Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Bholu : I was watching TV na....
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Inspector to Pappu: Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Pappu:Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do!
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Pappu Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.
Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?
Pappu Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k neche se koi dekhta hai...
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap...
______________________________________________
Bholu complained 2 Police :
Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Bholu : I was watching TV na....
______________________________________________
Inspector to Pappu: Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Pappu:Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do!
___________________________________________
Pappu Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.
Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?
Pappu Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k neche se koi dekhta hai...