Jokes for the day

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Brahmin falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love
letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Pandit: Very long!

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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

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Lala ji ek sadhu se bolea" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu : Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Pandit: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Pandit: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Pandit: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Pandit was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Pandit: I think I'll take the money.

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Pandit: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Lala: Me too, after u leave.
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Q: How do you recognize Pandit's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Brahmin standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Pandit: Santa u'll die.
Brahmin: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

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brahmin: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
pandit: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Q: A Man asked pandit, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: pandit bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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What's Ford?
brahmin: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
brahmin: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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pandit: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Brahmin: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
pandit: I didn't say he got out.
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pandit: (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Brahmin: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"

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