.::funny shayeri::.

*Sippu*

*FrOzEn TeARs*
Tum dur sahi mazboor sahi Yaad tumhari aati hain ,

Tum saas waha lete ho aur BADBOO yaha aati hain .

Jab tum angdaai lete ho to hamaara dam nikal jaata hain ,
Ai Zaalim Ai Kaatil , DEODRANT lagaane me tumhare baap ka kya jaata hain .

Dil se Dil lagaakar dekh ,
Meri yaad me aasu bahakar dekh ,
SMS ya CALL bhi karenge ,
Ek baar meri mobile ka mobile chuka kar to dekh .

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hain ,
Bachche ki bhi ek jidd hoti hain ,
Aur kitna intezaar karoo tere SMS ka ,
Kanjoosi ki bhi hadd hoti hain .

Kaash ki tere chehre pe chechak ke daag hote ,
Chaand to aap ho hi Sitare bhi saath hote .

Duniya se chupakar teri tasveer BATHROOM me lagi rakhi hain ,
Tera deedar hooo isliye julaab ki goli khaa rakhi hain .

Zindagi behaal hain ,
Sur hain na Taal hain ,
Msg box bhi kangal hain ,
Kya aapki SMS factory me hartaal hain ,
Yaar kuch to bhejo, Meri mobile ki Zindagi ka sawaal hain .

Ye jo haseenao ke baal hote hain ,
Ladko ko phasaane ke Jaal hote hain ,
Nazaano kitno ke khoon peeye honge inhone ,
Tabhi to in ke hoat itne laal hote hain .

Wo bhi kya din the jab hum haseenao ke gale mila karte the ,
Wo un dino ki baat hain jab hum 2 saal ke hua karte the

Aaj kal tum muskuraati bahut ho ,
Meri dil ko bhaati bahut ho ,
Dil karta hain le jaaon tumhe Dinner par ,
Par Suna hain tum khaati bahut ho .

Teri soorat pe ye dil haaru ,
Teri har zaroorat par ye jaan vaaru ,
Jab bhi sochu tere baare me ,
Dil karta hain teri kanpatti par rakh kar 2 chaped maaru .

Tharo msg jab aawe hain ,
Mahro rom -- rom machal jaawe hain ,
Ang -- Ang me gudgudi hove hain ,
Tharo message ka kasoor koni ,
Salo mobile hi vibration pe hove hain .

Sharifo me ko chor nahin hota ,
Khwabo me koi mor nahin hota ,
Naye patang ka koi dor nahin hota ,
Arey yaar .... Humse jo dosti kare
Wo kabhi bor nahin hota:nail :dr hehehe
 
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