Mandeep Kaur Guraya
MAIN JATTI PUNJAB DI ..
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
-- Henny Youngman
The best way to get most husbands to do something
is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
-- Ann Bancroft
Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely
equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
-- Bill Cosby
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut
afterwards.
--Benjamin Franklin
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Anything I wanted to.
-- Henny Youngman
The best way to get most husbands to do something
is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
-- Ann Bancroft
Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely
equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
-- Bill Cosby
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut
afterwards.
--Benjamin Franklin
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
