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Wife: What do you like most about me, my Beauty or my Intelligence?
Husband: I love it more when you joke like this!!
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Sameer: Ahmed, what exactly is happiness?
Ahmed: Frankly speaking, I don’t know. I married at a young age.
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Wife: Please give me $250 for home expenses.
Husband: You need to have intelligence, more than having money.
Wife: I am asking only that which you have!!!
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When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, It is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
Husband: I love it more when you joke like this!!
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Sameer: Ahmed, what exactly is happiness?
Ahmed: Frankly speaking, I don’t know. I married at a young age.
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Wife: Please give me $250 for home expenses.
Husband: You need to have intelligence, more than having money.
Wife: I am asking only that which you have!!!
———————
When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, It is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense
———————
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
———————
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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