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A Chemical Analysis Of Women 
ELEMENT: WOMAN --->
Symbol: WO+
Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 - 200 kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up.
2. Boils at room temperature.
3. Freezes without any known reason.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and
absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in social gatherings.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns pale green when placed beside a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one.
WARNING!!!!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING
AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS!!!
ELEMENT: WOMAN --->
Symbol: WO+
Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 - 200 kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up.
2. Boils at room temperature.
3. Freezes without any known reason.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and
absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in social gatherings.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns pale green when placed beside a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one.
WARNING!!!!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING
AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS!!!
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