Element Woman

dashingjatt

sade wangu rakh haunsle
Element: Woman
>
> Symbol: Wo
>
> Discoverer: Adam Son of god
>
> Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes
> vary from 40 - 200 kg
> Occurrence:
> Copious quantities in all urban areas
>
> PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
> Surface usually covered with thin painted film
> -Boils at room Temperature
> -Freezes without any known reason
> -Melts if given special treatment
> -Bitter if incorrectly used
> -Found in various states, ranging from
> virgin metal to common ore -Ductile
> -Yields to pressure applied at correct
> points
>
> CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
> -Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of
> precious stones -Absorbs great quantities of
>expensive substances
> -May explode spontaneously without prior
> warning and for no known reason
> -Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases
> by saturation in alcohol
> -Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
>
> COMMON USES:
> -Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
> -Can be a great aid to relaxation
> -Very effective cleaning agent
>
> TESTS:
> -Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in
> natural state
> -Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
>
> POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
> -Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
> -Illegal to posses more than one, although several
> can be maintained at different locations as long as
> specimens does not come into direct contact with
>each other
>
> !!! WARNING !!!
> PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT
> CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
> HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
>
> BE CAUTIOUS !!
 

Guest33

Elite
dashingjatt said:
Element: Woman
>
> Symbol: Wo
>
> Discoverer: Adam Son of god
>
> Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes
> vary from 40 - 200 kg
> Occurrence:
> Copious quantities in all urban areas
>
> PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
> Surface usually covered with thin painted film
> -Boils at room Temperature
> -Freezes without any known reason
> -Melts if given special treatment
> -Bitter if incorrectly used
> -Found in various states, ranging from
> virgin metal to common ore -Ductile
> -Yields to pressure applied at correct
> points
>
> CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
> -Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of
> precious stones -Absorbs great quantities of
>expensive substances
> -May explode spontaneously without prior
> warning and for no known reason
> -Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases
> by saturation in alcohol
> -Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
>
> COMMON USES:
> -Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
> -Can be a great aid to relaxation
> -Very effective cleaning agent
>
> TESTS:
> -Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in
> natural state
> -Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
>
> POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
> -Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
> -Illegal to posses more than one, although several
> can be maintained at different locations as long as
> specimens does not come into direct contact with
>each other
>
> !!! WARNING !!!
> PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT
> CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
> HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
>
> BE CAUTIOUS !!
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dashingjatt

sade wangu rakh haunsle
ohhhhhhhh!!! bai koi bura na mann na mera matlab specially ladies staff bura na mann na....jus fun ho riha!! ok!!!
 
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