»SukhMani«
*Nirbhau Nirvair*
1) You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol,
All You Just Need Fair & Lovely!!
2) That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate
Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!
3) To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth,
Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
4) Don't Buy Reliance..!!
Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay To Buy It..!!
5) That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan
Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
6) That If You Don't Use Harpic,
Else.. Hussain Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!
7) That Only Thing Super Rich Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body ! ... Even Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!
8) That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!
And at last but not the least,
9) That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! coz Daag Ache Hain..!!
All You Just Need Fair & Lovely!!
2) That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate
Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!
3) To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth,
Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
4) Don't Buy Reliance..!!
Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay To Buy It..!!
5) That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan
Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
6) That If You Don't Use Harpic,
Else.. Hussain Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!
7) That Only Thing Super Rich Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body ! ... Even Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!
8) That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!
And at last but not the least,
9) That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! coz Daag Ache Hain..!!
