two minutes management course

neil

W@TNO DOOR
Lesson One


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.​


A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"​
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."​


So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.​


All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.​


Management Lesson



To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.​




Lesson Two





A turkey was chatting with a bull.​


"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, "sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."​




"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."​




The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.​


The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.​


Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.​


Management Lesson



Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.​


Lesson Three



A little bird was flying south for the winter.​
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.​
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.​


As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.​


The dung was actually thawing him out!​
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.​


A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.​


Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.​


Management Lesson



(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.​


(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.​


(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!​




This ends your two minute management course.

 

Niki_Grewal

!*~PrInCe$$~*!
neil said:




Management Lesson












To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.​






This ends your two minute management course.










just finished my today's project work:wig ,,,,,but still my assignment and presentation are there to work on:hyper ,,,,so i cant sit n do nuthin:n ,,,,in otherwords,,,i shd not post or read on unp:hyper ,....so tata byebye:kh .
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acting on the lesson is more important than just knowing it-My lesson
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[banana]thanx for the awesome post:fu [/banana]
 

MeHRaM

sadial
good aa...but main ta MBA ( Marriages, Bhogs n Ardases hi attend keetian se degree ton baad) keeti hoee aa..!!!!!!!
 

Guest33

Elite
rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf @MBA ( Marriages, Bhogs n Ardases


sydneysider said:
good aa...but main ta MBA ( Marriages, Bhogs n Ardases hi at tend keetian se degree ton baad) keeti hoee aa..!!!!!!!
 

neil

W@TNO DOOR
udhar engineering degree jawani kee aag main jal rahee thee
:sleepy
sydneysider said:
good aa...but main ta MBA ( Marriages, Bhogs n Ardases hi attend keetian se degree ton baad) keeti hoee aa..!!!!!!!
 

MeHRaM

sadial
han 22 bilkul sahi aa.. 22 main ta akk gya se yaar. degree ton baad jina ko time othe rahe bus aahi kujh keeta. teeje ku haafte kisse na kisse da viah aa jana. meri tan 22 MBA ch specialisation v hogi see.. sorry main ethe thodi g change karni aa MBA for me stands for MARIAGES. BHOGS n ANAND KAARJs. chakkar eh pia v jadon kisse mittar da viah hona tan ANAND KAARJs vele mainu sari janta ne keh dena 22 yaar ah tun munde naal gurdware challa javi. fer ta janta ne ANAND KARJ vele mainu pakka hi karta. 22 hauli hauli mainu sarian ( CHARE) LAAVAN yaad ho gyian sare SHABAD v yaad ho ge. te agge ton jis da viah hona main pehlin keh dena v mittar GRANTHI na kario LAAVAN main appe pad du. so main MBA ANAND KAARJ de specialisation naal keeti aa...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
sydneysider said:
han 22 bilkul sahi aa.. 22 main ta akk gya se yaar. degree ton baad jina ko time othe rahe bus aahi kujh keeta. teeje ku haafte kisse na kisse da viah aa jana. meri tan 22 MBA ch specialisation v hogi see.. sorry main ethe thodi g change karni aa MBA for me stands for MARIAGES. BHOGS n ANAND KAARJs. chakkar eh pia v jadon kisse mittar da viah hona tan ANAND KAARJs vele mainu sari janta ne keh dena 22 yaar ah tun munde naal gurdware challa javi. fer ta janta ne ANAND KARJ vele mainu pakka hi karta. 22 hauli hauli mainu sarian ( CHARE) LAAVAN yaad ho gyian sare SHABAD v yaad ho ge. te agge ton jis da viah hona main pehlin keh dena v mittar GRANTHI na kario LAAVAN main appe pad du. so main MBA ANAND KAARJ de specialisation naal keeti aa...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
will let u know
jadom meri kisee vi unp dee bhen da viah hoyia:gig :gig :gig
 

MeHRaM

sadial
Perdasan Punjaban said:
rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
will let u know
jadom meri kisee vi unp dee bhen da viah hoyia:gig :gig :gig
buss thodi ji rehassal de jroorat aa te assin hajar aa
 
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